kidmmitments 

Driving to various sports practices, working on science fair projects, attending school fairs, concerts and other events. Anything that requires your time and energy because of your children. Used by supermoms and dads alike.

I'm sorry I won't make book club tonight, too many kidmmitments prevent me from attending!

kidmmitments by Life Coach Lori May 8, 2009

kidmitment 

A commitment that involves your kids. It could also involve other kids that may not be yours, but you still have a commitment with them. For example, a youth sports team or something with the neighborhood kids.

Great parents will use this word to let others know that they value the time with their kids and want to spend their free time with them.

Lame parents will use this word as an excuse to get out of something they don't want to do and don't have the guts to say no to.

Smart people (that may not have kids) will use this word to get the time off they need to give something back to their community by helping out with youth sports and other ways to get kids involved and learning.

Sorry guys ... I cannot make it tonight because I have a kidmitment. Alternate use: Hey folks I need to wrap this meeting up to leave by 5 for a kidmitment.

kidmitment by freecher July 10, 2010

Kidmmitment 

When there is an event or obligations that is for a child only and not for you.

"I couldn't watch the Stanley Cup last night because I had a kidmmitment to take my son to a birthday party."

Kidmmitment by CMCG June 8, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008