Kimmich 

The greatest player in the history of The Beautiful Game. He is clear of Pengolo Panté the dark smile merchant and clear of my idol Baldiesta and Pavi Hernandez. He is simply the greatest the ever touch grass.

Guy 1: Yo bruv did you see that Kimmich hatrick of assists the other day?

Guy 2: This guy is simply the GOAT of football man, I can't believe they compare him to smile merchant Pengolo Panté

Kimmich by Honest FT Fan March 5, 2022

Kimmich 

(Noun) - Someone who does their (job) extremely poorly although never receives critisism for it due to their ability to do tasks they aren't supposed to do well.

(Verb) - Doing a task poorly but getting away with it as a result of doing a completely different task well.

"This man simply can't (defend), he better get pushined for this"

"Nah, he's a Kimmich, he'll get away with it again"

Kimmich by Strait facts April 23, 2019

Kimmich 

(Noun) - Someone who consistently performs their role to a below (average) standard, but receives a (disproportionate) amount of praise due to it appearing good on paper.

(Verb) - The (act) of fulfilling a role to a below average degree in such a manner that it appears good in paper.

"What's your thoughts on him, you think he's the right man?"

"Nah, he's nothing new, just another (Kimmich)".

Kimmich by Strait facts February 16, 2019

Kimmich Mentality 

Kimmich Mentality is the mentality that you will never give up. the mentality that you will train and train until you are the best, and once you’re the best..you’ll keep training. The phrase is mainly used on social media platforms under the song “SPIT IN MY FACE!” by ThxSoMch

Robber: Breaking into my house and killing my family without me hearing

Me: 😶 (i just watched 52 kimmich mentality videos)

Kimmich Mentality by KimmichMentality August 25, 2023

Kilmichael 

A Parish situated in west cork, Ireland.
The most beautiful, scenic land and rolling hills, it is a place filled with sexy men and beautiful women.
A must to live in.

Also home to a famous ambush during the war against the Black N Tans

Famous for the song 'The Boys of Kilmichael'
and Football.

Kilmichael Rural Cork Beautiful

Kilmichael by Corcaigh June 12, 2011

Kimmichi

Graceful or charming.
Is an English middle name
it originates from the wor Kimchi
Kimchi, also spelled kimchee or gimchi, is a traditional fermented Korean side dish made of vegetables with a variety of seasonings.

Hello everyone my name is (first name) Kimmichi (last name) nice to meet you!

Kimmichi by Rinn K. Ishihara July 20, 2016

kimmish 

the commonly used language of icelandic moose-merchants

hello, i'm an icelandic moose-merchant, i speak kimmish. Now be about your business Mr Chris Powell of Charlton fame and don't bother my Iglo again!

kimmish by Sim and Kim May 13, 2008