you have a unique name and your aunt gave it to you because your mom couldn’t think of any other name. You love eating dogs, you love clothes, and you’re a dumb asian.
A Philly serial killer from the kensington neighborhood known for strangling his victims to death. He is described as being between 5 ft. 8 in. and 6 ft. and he's either black or hispanic. Go figure, so is 80% of all kensington males. But wait, in his composite sketch he's listening to a white ipod so that is a huge clue since most people with ipods never ever take them out of their ears. His victims are all fairly young white women with drug addictions, and they were all similarly found in abandoned lots throughout kensington.
uh oh, my wife has been strangled and my white ipod is missing. sounds like the work of a black or hispanicmale between 5'8" and 6.' sounds like the kenzo strangler
Kenzo is one of the top 5 coolest niggas you know GUARANTEED and has fire music taste and great fashion sense. He’s chill asf too. Pretends to not have hoes but c’mon bro we all know you do
A disease that leads to man-like features caused by the decaying of the bones in the wrist. This is most common among women between the ages of 40 and 122 that also have a unique fetish for midgets and dwarfs. The only known treatment is the process of ten months of daily soaking your bunions in midget bodily fluids.
Kienbock disease causes mock to go home earlyeveryday in excitement for her midget treatment.