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KWENZO HAS DUT DNA
kwenzo by Kwenzo September 17, 2020
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Kwenzo’s are usually very calm people. They like being alone but at the same time they need someone in their lives to just vent to in general. These people are very handsome and very loving to the people they surround themselves by. They enjoy being out doors and simply just vibing with friends and family.
Kwenzo your so peng and fun man!
Kwenzo by Kwenzani November 21, 2021
Kwenzo’s are usually the most socially active people and are always blow your mind the will vent to people he kinda Mooi fr and most hunnies like him
Kwenzo ur so Mooi
Kwenzo by Kwezzzzomndg November 22, 2023

kenzo strangler 

A Philly serial killer from the kensington neighborhood known for strangling his victims to death. He is described as being between 5 ft. 8 in. and 6 ft. and he's either black or hispanic. Go figure, so is 80% of all kensington males. But wait, in his composite sketch he's listening to a white ipod so that is a huge clue since most people with ipods never ever take them out of their ears. His victims are all fairly young white women with drug addictions, and they were all similarly found in abandoned lots throughout kensington.
uh oh, my wife has been strangled and my white ipod is missing. sounds like the work of a black or hispanic male between 5'8" and 6.' sounds like the kenzo strangler
kenzo strangler by spaghettigambi January 16, 2011
best type of person you will ever find in your life . Nice but not the one to mess with
Kenzo that’s my bestieee he so nice
Kenzo by Pepper ton February 16, 2019
Kenzo is one of the top 5 coolest niggas you know GUARANTEED and has fire music taste and great fashion sense. He’s chill asf too. Pretends to not have hoes but c’mon bro we all know you do
Abby: omg! it’s him it’s kenzo

Gina: He’s so cool and neat
Kenzo by Sayeed Miles December 17, 2020
the most beautiful human being i've ever met; a true friend that you would want to keep forever
adorable kenzoo mine cute soft garcon
kenzoo by mangotangodango November 28, 2013
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

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