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A relatively small micro-nation located in Winter Haven FL, it was created in 2018 by its President, which can’t be named because they aren’t a celebrity, who is on his third term by 2025.

The population of Kidtia is 16, with one water way, one national forest, and one business, the micro-nation uses a currency called Denso, which 1 DNO is worth 5 USD.

Kidtia’s main ideology is Youthanism, which they created, Youthanism is based on an idea where the youth can run for office, and get a job voluntarily.

As the rest of the government is not celebrities, they cannot be named

Kidtia has been involved in one war called the illguth war which they won and they obtained land which was later named the state of illguth, the war was fought with sword shaped sticks and one nerf gun.
Person: Where am I

Citizen: You are in Kidtia
Kidtia by Kidtia President November 26, 2025
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kidtarted 

Kid Targeted Ex: Barney, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Dragon Tales, or Baby Brats

such as something retarded aimed at kids (so they don't know)
The movies my little sister watches are kidtarted
kidtarted by Airam May 29, 2008
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Kitiaras can be very vicious and sweet at the same time if you get to know them
Kitiara is a butt
Kitiara by Lost Dreamer October 17, 2016

Kidtaminated 

The act of returning (backwashing) about 60% of the fluid that enters their mouth back in to the container that the fluid came from while drinking.
I could feel the chunks going down my throat when I drank that kidtaminated Sprite.
Kidtaminated by broncogunner April 23, 2009
I want to be a Kitiana
Kitiana by anonymous November 22, 2021

Kitiaro Bloodbane

is twisted and sinister in thoughts, actions and religion.

is one who freely kills and maims those who against a Bloodbane

is a Master of the things that lurk in the darkness

The Father of the Entire Bloodbane bloodline
the way that village was all killed and maimed looks like it was done by Kitiaro Bloodbane

kidtastrophy 

The smelly kid in class. A messy little bastard a low class child. That boy is a fucked up kidtastrophy.
This slovenly , troublesome boy's a kidtastrophy.
kidtastrophy by CHARISMA_XP January 16, 2018