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A relatively small micro-nation located in Winter Haven FL, it was created in 2018 by its President, which can’t be named because they aren’t a celebrity, who is on his third term by 2025.

The population of Kidtia is 16, with one water way, one national forest, and one business, the micro-nation uses a currency called Denso, which 1 DNO is worth 5 USD.

Kidtia’s main ideology is Youthanism, which they created, Youthanism is based on an idea where the youth can run for office, and get a job voluntarily.

As the rest of the government is not celebrities, they cannot be named

Kidtia has been involved in one war called the illguth war which they won and they obtained land which was later named the state of illguth, the war was fought with sword shaped sticks and one nerf gun.
Person: Where am I

Citizen: You are in Kidtia
Kidtia by Kidtia President November 26, 2025
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kidtarted 

Kid Targeted Ex: Barney, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Dragon Tales, or Baby Brats

such as something retarded aimed at kids (so they don't know)
The movies my little sister watches are kidtarted
kidtarted by Airam May 29, 2008
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Kitiaras can be very vicious and sweet at the same time if you get to know them
Kitiara is a butt
Kitiara by Lost Dreamer October 17, 2016

Kidtaminated 

The act of returning (backwashing) about 60% of the fluid that enters their mouth back in to the container that the fluid came from while drinking.
I could feel the chunks going down my throat when I drank that kidtaminated Sprite.
Kidtaminated by broncogunner April 23, 2009
I want to be a Kitiana
Kitiana by anonymous November 22, 2021

Kitiaro Bloodbane

is twisted and sinister in thoughts, actions and religion.

is one who freely kills and maims those who against a Bloodbane

is a Master of the things that lurk in the darkness

The Father of the Entire Bloodbane bloodline
the way that village was all killed and maimed looks like it was done by Kitiaro Bloodbane

kidtastrophy 

The smelly kid in class. A messy little bastard a low class child. That boy is a fucked up kidtastrophy.
This slovenly , troublesome boy's a kidtastrophy.
kidtastrophy by CHARISMA_XP January 16, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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