microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something stupid into an available microphone.

I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.

by broncogunner August 21, 2008

Microphony

A person that lacks the ability to resist the urge to say something ridiculous into an available microphone.

I can't believe Michael proposed to Carol during Kelly's Diwali...He's such a microphony.

by broncogunner October 03, 2008

Mormonics

A portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people.

Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics.

by broncogunner June 12, 2008

Kidtaminated

The act of returning (backwashing) about 60% of the fluid that enters their mouth back in to the container that the fluid came from while drinking.

I could feel the chunks going down my throat when I drank that kidtaminated Sprite.

by broncogunner April 23, 2009