Keylo

When you low key, about being low key.

I was being keylo as to not seem pushy about getting you to pick the day that I wanted to see you by giving you options, all the while hoping that you chose my first choice

by Rinagiggles May 18, 2016

Keyboard Crust

The stale finger, dick, body crust your find in between the keys on a keyboard.

Bobby: Hello, IT Support! Yeah, apologies for all of the Keyboard Crust. I've been using my work's laptop to watch porn

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Keyboard Condom

A silicone protector that prevents crumbs from getting into the keyboard. Normally it is removable and washable.

dude your Keyboard Condom is getting pretty dirty, maybe you should clean it.

by Always uses a keyboard December 20, 2012

kelloggs trippa

English people attempting to speak Greek and using the words Keloggs Trippa as an attempt at pronunciating "Kollo Trippa". The real pronunciation is Kollo trippa which means ass hole, chocolate starfish or rectum.

I absolutely pounded her Kelloggs trippa for several hours last night.

by Sixamenos August 28, 2018

Keyboard Tapper

An white collar worker worker who spends their day in an office doing little else than tapping at a keyboard all day. The work is monotonous, pointless and without any meaning

I heard George got a new job at a big corporate company as a Keyboard Tapper

by mangled August 9, 2021

keyboard boredom

The act of typing in all the letters of the keyboard in various orderly patterns, and then entering the result into a search engine. Notable patterns are qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq. This most notably done by people with office jobs, or those who have way to much time on their hands.

Almost all those who have worked in an office have experienced at least some degree of keyboard boredom.

by Tad Strange December 16, 2015

Kayloo

A fan term of sorts for Caillou in the so bad, it's hilarious GoAnimate/Vyond fandom. This name comes from the text-to-speech feature being unable to pronounce "Caillou" properly.

"Kayloo, how dare you sneak off to Chuck-E-Cheese! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for 9049034903490349034903902390343495994995490349034903490490934 years! Go to your room now!"

by HandItOverGanon December 29, 2018