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An amount of cocaine (or any other drug) that can be measured by loading up a key (see: key bump).
β€œYo guess how much coke I did last night? I did a whole key load!”

Meant to be used as a pun making your friends hear that you did a β€œwhole kilo of coke”
by WordyWhitney April 24, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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