kevin i 

A weird guy that cant really dance. His bestfriend is a jerk and he kinda is to. He thinks he has abs, but he really got the pic off of google chrome..

Guy 1 : brooo kevin is shook rn
Guy 2: yeah, hes shooketh to the coreth

kevin i by Poopface1234_ November 22, 2017

i am kevin

When you’re home alone

Boy 1: yo i am bored is ya sis there
Boy 2: no man i am kevin

i am kevin by Dakarp December 23, 2017

Kevin-ing 

quoting other people on strange, sus and dirty speech.

The man is Kevin-ing after Jerry compared cocs with Conan

Kevin-ing by JestonWhale March 21, 2022

kevin is a sore loser 

Kevin is a sore loser who loses a bet and doesn't pay the other person back . He often makes up excuses when it comes to him losing. He never plays fair and square and always has a problem giving the money up. He often tells you smd cause he never wants to lose. He still thinks he is in highschool

kevin is a sore loser who never pays his debt.

kevin is a sore loser by Justin Rameriez June 19, 2017

Kevin-ism 

The non Catholic way of religion that has 5 less commandments (as 10 is too many to remember), the 5 commandments remaining have been modified to fit in today's society, No more Sunday early AM Masses come Saturday night and drink my wine (Bacardi, Coke w/ Lime) and eat my Christ chips, no alter servers below the age of 21, the spokespersons of the sermon can and are required to be involved (with no celibacy) so there are no involvement with any and all followers and like the Catholics all is forgiven as well.

Had Tiger Woods and his ex wife joined the Kevin-ism culture prior to getting married there would have been no issues as his adulterous ways would not have happened. We tried to convert him prior to a divorce as all things can be saved and forgiven

Kevin-ism by Father of Kevin-ism September 1, 2010

kevin-impersonator 

one who tries to be like Kevin .aka. BERT NEWTON!!!

bert newton is a kevin-impersonator who cant act and wears a really bad fake cat hair toupee! I hate all kevin-impersonators

kevin-impersonator by kevin roxs ny soxs! July 3, 2004

Kevin in a Box 

a bad ass burger made made from sticking a jack in the box chicken sandwich, jr backon, and taco all together as one.

Lets go to jack in the box and make a Kevin in a box.

Kevin in a Box by Shenlong January 23, 2010