The non Catholic way of religion that has 5 less commandments (as 10 is too many to remember), the 5 commandments remaining have been modified to fit in today's society, No more Sunday early AM Masses come Saturday night and drink my wine (Bacardi, Coke w/ Lime) and eat my Christ chips, no alter servers below the age of 21, the spokespersons of the sermon can and are required to be involved (with no celibacy) so there are no involvement with any and all followers and like the Catholics all is forgiven as well.
Had Tiger Woods and his ex wife joined the Kevin-ism culture prior to getting married there would have been no issues as his adulterous ways would not have happened. We tried to convert him prior to a divorce as all things can be saved and forgiven
by Father of Kevin-ism September 1, 2010
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Kevinism is the best religion ever. It is a religion dictated by thy almighty Kevin Karakas for all eternity under the Prophet Emil's name.
by Prophet Emil September 13, 2021
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All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.
Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.
Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.
you must also love waffles!!!!!
All men in this believe must follow man law, or you are a girl.
Girls don't have to follow man law but they may if they choose.
Happiness and living in the moment are necessary as well as a high self of steam and contentness with yourself.
Generally members of this believe believe that the government suck.
you must also love waffles!!!!!
Kevinism is :The offspring of James Bond, Mr. Davidson, and a female hippie (we need a girl in there somewhere).
by Kevin Brice May 11, 2008
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Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
Kevinism is the religion of Lord Kevin . Early records of Kevinism go back to 0 B.C. One of the most important symbols of Kevinism is Kevinian Apostles. The religion is very common in the whole world. Followers of the religion are often baptised in a bathtub full of steaming Holy Kevin Water. The initiations of Kevinism is rumoured to be very violent.
by Kevinian Apostle Parky May 17, 2019
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Zac: "I'm tired."
Kevin: "Well we should just fucking kill ourselves so we don't have to work today!"
Zac: "I'm tired."
Kevin: "Well we should just fucking kill ourselves so we don't have to work today!"
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