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accidentally busting a nut inches from one's partner's butt hole
"DID YOU JUST KERNUT??" -Girl
"You know it was an accident. I'm so sorry." -Boy
Kernut by BKBChampion May 19, 2017
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Kernitis 

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.
I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.
Kernitis by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011
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Kerntard 

A person who has no developmental disabilities but struggles with the simplest of tasks
Why is that guy always screwing things up, he must be a kerntard.
Kerntard by OC1704 May 3, 2017

kernubbin 

a small quantity of something. Usually referring to the last pieces of an item.
"The picture needs to move over just a kernubbin." or "Thanks for eating the last of it, now there is nothing left but the kernubbins."
kernubbin by Freddy!!! May 22, 2005
Most Amazing person who will be your friend forever. Although they may be nice you need to watch out because they probably have a dark side too. He has a great body shape but is most likely shy. Always keeps your secrets but may help get you hooked up. :)
Person 1: Did you see that guy over there
Person 2: Yeah that's kernst
Kernst by Jokes for days! October 25, 2016
Maltese slang for a male victim of adultery committed by his partner. Widespreadly used in Malta for offending a person.
F'oxx il-kurnut missierek, dak il-liba qarsa! - literally: in the pussy of your adultered father, that rancid semen!
kurnut by vimtoboy June 14, 2004

Kernster 

A person who cannot stop playing one song on loop all day long, yet does not know any of the lyrics to it.
Erin is such a kernster! She has been listening to "Soul Sister" all day and still makes up her own lyrics.
Kernster by K8 Stoopaloop March 15, 2010
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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