Kernut

accidentally busting a nut inches from one's partner's butt hole

"DID YOU JUST KERNUT??" -Girl
"You know it was an accident. I'm so sorry." -Boy

by BKBChampion May 19, 2017

Kernitis

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.

I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.

by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

Kerntard

A person who has no developmental disabilities but struggles with the simplest of tasks

Why is that guy always screwing things up, he must be a kerntard.

by OC1704 May 3, 2017

kernubbin

a small quantity of something. Usually referring to the last pieces of an item.

"The picture needs to move over just a kernubbin." or "Thanks for eating the last of it, now there is nothing left but the kernubbins."

by Freddy!!! May 22, 2005

Kernst

Most Amazing person who will be your friend forever. Although they may be nice you need to watch out because they probably have a dark side too. He has a great body shape but is most likely shy. Always keeps your secrets but may help get you hooked up. :)

Person 1: Did you see that guy over there
Person 2: Yeah that's kernst

by Jokes for days! October 25, 2016

kurnut

Maltese slang for a male victim of adultery committed by his partner. Widespreadly used in Malta for offending a person.

F'oxx il-kurnut missierek, dak il-liba qarsa! - literally: in the pussy of your adultered father, that rancid semen!

by vimtoboy June 14, 2004

Kernster

A person who cannot stop playing one song on loop all day long, yet does not know any of the lyrics to it.

Erin is such a kernster! She has been listening to "Soul Sister" all day and still makes up her own lyrics.

by K8 Stoopaloop March 15, 2010