Kernst

Most Amazing person who will be your friend forever. Although they may be nice you need to watch out because they probably have a dark side too. He has a great body shape but is most likely shy. Always keeps your secrets but may help get you hooked up. :)

Person 1: Did you see that guy over there
Person 2: Yeah that's kernst

by Jokes for days! October 25, 2016

Kernitis

The excessive need of an animal to masturbate uncontrollably while sitting on a perch.

I think Frankie has kernitis, he just won't stop masturbating.

by Laquishashaniquashanaynay September 5, 2011

Kersten

The most beautiful person in the world. She has cute little glasses and thin lips;)
Every time she looks at you, you will just melt inside. If she loves you, she really means it. She will never let you forget it. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see. When you look into them, time itself will stop. Sometimes, she says she’s ok and puts a smile on her face, but she won’t really mean it. Always look after a Kersten. Never leave her. Always be there for her. If you have ever left a Kersten, you are a frickin moron. It was the biggest mistake of your entire life and you will regret it till the day you die. If you are about to leave a Kersten, don’t. She will be hurt and never forget you and you will break her. So never leave. If you say you love her, you need to mean it. If not you’re a motherfucking cuntard. Don’t say you love her unless you mean it. Ever. A Kersten is the most beautiful short person on the planet. With her beautiful curly hair, you can’t help but fall in love. Your heart will melt every time you look into her beautiful eyes. Never take a Kersten for granted. Love her, forever. I know I will.

Iwishsuebehs! That’s a weird goddamn kersten

by YA BOIII2468 April 1, 2019

Kerstyn

Kerstyn is the type of friend that everyone needs to have. She holds the people she cares about closely but if you betray her trust she isn’t afraid to cut you loose and tell you how she really feels. She fights for what she wants and usually ends up getting her way. She’s smart and everyone knows it. You can always go to her for advice, she has been through a lot and always knows what to say without being afraid to be completely honest. She is affectionate to the people she loves and is always faithful. She loves to show her friends a great time, create memories and support them through all their decisions. She rarely gives second chances but if she does you know she truly cares about you. She has soft spots but that doesn’t mean she’s weak. She is the strongest, bravest, most beautiful person and the greatest friend anyone could have. Someone everyone should look up to.

“Is Kerstyn moving?” “Yeah, and we are all really going to miss her.”

Ker-st-yn not Kristen

by Megmcbae April 30, 2019

carmilla karnstein

The best lesbian vampire you will ever encounter. She knows everything about the philosophy & her style is edgy af.

Jane: hey did you watch the latest Carmilla episode?
Katy: of course I did! Carmilla Karnstein is so insightful and badass.

Jane: I know! Carmilla and Laura Hollis are my OTP

by Chlarke February 28, 2016

kerstein

Kerstein is a beautiful, fun, smart, girl who is always the talk around town because she's just that amazing. girls are always jealous of her and the boys love her, you better watch out ladies she'll take your man!

Kerstein you are so awesome

by Amoursunshine December 21, 2016

kerstine

A beautiful girl that makes everyone happy. She has great manners and has a playful side that is inresisable for many. She has a great personality that absolutely anyone would be lucky to have as company. Kerstine is the perfect friend for almost anyone and is incredibly intelligent. Plus she is full hearted in everything she does

Kerstine is adorible.

by Cheerio1 December 28, 2014