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so you've searched your name on urban dictionary and all you've got is this. Google says that less than 30 people in the whole planet have this name. dude, like, you're special
but, like, wtf does Kereven mean?
Kereven by Bruno Kereven December 5, 2021
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A Haitian who has a bigger dick than your boyfriend and dad he can get any girl just by wippin out that dick, a shorties guts gonna b hurting for years
OOO MY FUCKING GOD MY GUTS HURTS SO MUCH. KERVEN KNOW HOW TO DO IT WELL
Kerven by Annnnnonymous April 22, 2019
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Shorty guts was hurting cause she fucked Kerven
kerven by Yo ayah March 13, 2017
noun: A ficticious number used by an incompetant or corrupt individual to balance accounting books. Used by Kevin Malone from The Office and was a reason for his firing.
"A mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven." - Dwight Schrute
Bernard Madoff's hedge fund made two plus kelevin percent for a return of 20 percent total.
Keleven by Dangerzone007 May 17, 2013
A Kervens Is Funny Sweet Guy That loves many famous stars and is in relationships with mostly the letters M,L,E,T
Student 1- Is That The New Kid?
Student 2- Yup His Name Is Kervens
Student 1- Damn I need him
Kervens by Brianna Alvarez February 27, 2019
A number used in “the office” invented by Kevin Malone.
“A mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven!”
Keleven by an amazing person 😄 November 7, 2020
A gorgeous girl with a nice booty and big boobs lovely and caring person
look at Kereen she is gorgeous like always
Kereen by Catboi29 June 4, 2020
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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