A Haitian who has a bigger dick than your boyfriend and dad he can get any girl just by wippin out that dick, a shorties guts gonna b hurting for years
OOO MY FUCKING GOD MY GUTS HURTS SO MUCH. KERVEN KNOW HOW TO DO IT WELL
Kervin is a athletic person. The name originates from Haiti. Usually the person is very smart, and thoughtful to people they know. They can be very dramatic at times
Keren-Happuch is amazing. She’d die for you if and when she can but she’s also very emotional . Very clingy and loves the attention especially from someone she loves. She strives to be God-fearing and gives love to all.
Keren. One of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. If you ever meet a keren, keep her forever, she can never be replaced. If you loose her you will never meet anyone like her again. She is one of the most caring,loving, opened up, kind-hearted friend ever. She is shy when she first meets you but CRAZY when you get to know her. She will never judge you no matter what, and always find a way to make you laugh when your feeling low. She will never leave you, and will always be by your side. She has the most contagious laugh ever. She is a blessing. Once your meet a keren. Never loose her. Hold her FOREVER.
Boy: hey look it's keren!
Girl: yeah! She's so cool one of the best people you'll ever meet.
Boy: yeah she's so beautiful! look at her smile!
Girl: ikr!
Keren \k(e)-ren\ as a girl's name is pronounced KARE-en. It is of Hebrew origin, and the meaning of Keren is "glorious dignity" and "ray of light."
Keren is mentioned in the Bible. She was the youngest of the three daughters of Job. She was reputed to be one of the most beautiful women in the land.
Ancient traces of Keren is found of a goddess who was banished from Heaven for making the other gods jealous with her beauty and charm. In her Earthly form she is identified by her beautiful appearance and gentle nature. She radiates an glow that can be perceived by those around her. If she touches your soul it will leave a mark forever.
"Keren-happuch (Hebrew: קֶרֶן הַפּוּךְ ) was the youngest of the three beautiful daughters of Job, named in the Bible as given to him in the later part of his life, after God made Job prosperous again."
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*