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A number used in “the office” invented by Kevin Malone.
“A mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven!”
Keleven by an amazing person 😄 November 7, 2020
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Just like the temperature scale, Kelven is HOT! If you are blessed to call Kelven a friend he will be loyal and caring. Kelven will always help you move and attend a special event in your honor. He is strong in body and mind. He is a class clown that loves to make people smile and laugh. Kelven always shows up, he sacrifices his own time and energy to make sue the people he loves know how much he loves them!

Other traits of Kelven:
Power
Ability to do or act; capability of doing or accomplishing something.
Political or national strength.
Great or marked ability to do or act; strength; might; force.
The possession of control or command over others; authority; ascendancy.
The surrender or destruction of something prized or desirable for the sake of something considered as having a higher or more pressing claim.
Kelven helped me move my sofa today, even though I know he had such a long day at work.
Kelven by lalalafa July 10, 2018
Kelvenna is a badass industrial chick who would gladly grope Agent Smith.. and her collection of Cowboy Bebop DVDs.
I've never met such a hot kelvenna, she makes me piss my pants.
kelvenna by Jenni May 3, 2006
Hottest nigga on da Planet and i aint cappin
Girl1: Did u see the guy in the red shirt?
Girl2: Omg i did he is a total Kelven
Girl1: Omggg yeasss
Kelven by Myhomeboydidthis March 3, 2020
Kellven is the most cutest funniest handsome caring loving kind-hearted person ever. If you lose him you will regret it forever. He is very nice to you and when you get to know him he will be the most fun person in the whole world. You should keep him forever.
Kellven is the most fun and handsome person I know he lights up my whole world.
kellven by Kermit.. May 18, 2021
so you've searched your name on urban dictionary and all you've got is this. Google says that less than 30 people in the whole planet have this name. dude, like, you're special ✨
but, like, wtf does Kereven mean?
Kereven by Bruno Kereven December 5, 2021
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