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noun: A ficticious number used by an incompetant or corrupt individual to balance accounting books. Used by Kevin Malone from The Office and was a reason for his firing.
"A mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven." - Dwight Schrute
Bernard Madoff's hedge fund made two plus kelevin percent for a return of 20 percent total.
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A number used in ā€œthe officeā€ invented by Kevin Malone.
ā€œA mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven!ā€
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