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Kimmeling 

When a person, usually of mediocre fame, makes a show of indignation, especially by crying, over some self-proclaimed injustice on a public platform in an attempt to manipulate their audience into supporting, or at least reject those who oppose, their ideology.
Jimmy Kimmel is a crybaby. When an adult male cries over an imaginary social injustice, that's called "kimmeling".
Kimmeling by Don Train May 9, 2018
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Kimmeling 

When a person, usually of mediocre fame, makes a show of indignation, especially by crying, over some self-proclaimed injustice on a public platform in an attempt to manipulate their audience into supporting, or at least reject those who oppose, their ideology.
Did you see Colbert's monologue last night? He was really Kimmeling.

Jimmy Kimmeling 

The act of getting naked and sitting on a shampoo bottle for pleasure
My gay cousin is a seasoned vet at Jimmy Kimmeling.
Jimmy Kimmeling by PapaSmurf53 March 22, 2025

krimmeling 

After a night of hard drinking, vomiting and subsequently defecating one's self; Pissing and shitting on yourself. Also referred to as the "Krimmel Effect."
"Damn bro. Tim is krimmeling all OVER himself!"
krimmeling by Seattleeee December 4, 2011
Drinking in your underwear. Coming home, taking off your pants, and cracking a cold one. Aka removing ones undergarments after a long day and drinking to relax.
After a shit week, I'm looking forward to a nice weekend of Kimming!
Kimming by Jezza from Alice February 19, 2019
Kieling: verb. to weasle your way into a chicks pussy via a friend who is trying to bang the chick, despite a spoken agreement not to bang said chick
ex. You're not kieling that bitch, i called it
kieling by Pope and JIm March 30, 2005

kemmerling

last name of someone who has been through hell but comes out to conquer all therfore being da shyt
those kemmerling's are really awsome
kemmerling by yourmomma231 March 7, 2011
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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