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Kimmeling 

When a person, usually of mediocre fame, makes a show of indignation, especially by crying, over some self-proclaimed injustice on a public platform in an attempt to manipulate their audience into supporting, or at least reject those who oppose, their ideology.
Jimmy Kimmel is a crybaby. When an adult male cries over an imaginary social injustice, that's called "kimmeling".
Kimmeling by Don Train May 9, 2018
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Kimmeling 

When a person, usually of mediocre fame, makes a show of indignation, especially by crying, over some self-proclaimed injustice on a public platform in an attempt to manipulate their audience into supporting, or at least reject those who oppose, their ideology.
Did you see Colbert's monologue last night? He was really Kimmeling.

Jimmy Kimmeling 

The act of getting naked and sitting on a shampoo bottle for pleasure
My gay cousin is a seasoned vet at Jimmy Kimmeling.
Jimmy Kimmeling by PapaSmurf53 March 22, 2025

krimmeling 

After a night of hard drinking, vomiting and subsequently defecating one's self; Pissing and shitting on yourself. Also referred to as the "Krimmel Effect."
"Damn bro. Tim is krimmeling all OVER himself!"
krimmeling by Seattleeee December 4, 2011
Drinking in your underwear. Coming home, taking off your pants, and cracking a cold one. Aka removing ones undergarments after a long day and drinking to relax.
After a shit week, I'm looking forward to a nice weekend of Kimming!
Kimming by Jezza from Alice February 19, 2019
Kieling: verb. to weasle your way into a chicks pussy via a friend who is trying to bang the chick, despite a spoken agreement not to bang said chick
ex. You're not kieling that bitch, i called it
kieling by Pope and JIm March 30, 2005

kemmerling

last name of someone who has been through hell but comes out to conquer all therfore being da shyt
those kemmerling's are really awsome
kemmerling by yourmomma231 March 7, 2011
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