Kelling

The act of performing a blow job on another man, followed by having that person perform a blow job on you when you're finished.

Did you see those two dudes blowing each other at the party? They were really kelling it out there.

by Marlins26 September 4, 2019

Sam Kelling

To do a Sam Kelling is to act completely ridiculous while somehow being suave. One who pulls a real Sam Kelling radiates AWSOMENESS and SEX APPEAL from every cell of their body at the moment of the said Sam Kelling.

you: wow dude i cant believe you just did a model while jumping off mount everest and making fart noises with your knees!

dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling

by yoboochi April 29, 2009

R. Kelling

The photography of children having sex or doing sexual actions.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Gabriel? He was arrested for R. Kelling.

by hibiscuus April 21, 2023

Killing Crazy

Killing crazy has been used in the military, to describe a soldier who kills unnecessarily and for enjoyment.

Gunny shot the enemy, who attempted surrender, so he gained a killing crazy reputation.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Snape-killing

Killing someone to deceive your dark overlord into believing you are their greatest agent.

(Coined by Ben from Super Carlin Brothers)

We thought he was a bad guy at first, but it turns out that he was just snape-killing his ally.

by kyle-ron May 4, 2016

Killing Two Stones With One Bird

Phrase uttered by Hong Kong Chief Executive Carrie Lam at a press conference. Pretty much sums up how illogical her policies and decision making can get.

With these quarantine restrictions Hong Kong will never reopen borders with the outside world or economically recover, killing two stones with one bird.

by Scizor69 February 10, 2022

Killing Eve

An awesome BBC America dramedy television show about two women---a detective, Eve, and an extraordinary assassin, Villanelle, becoming obsessed with each other (to the point where you will wonder if it's romantic interest) as they try to take each other down. The acting by Sandra Oh (Cristina from Grey's Anatomy) is great and Jodie Comer will especially wow your ass.

Season 2 will come sometime next year.

Killing Eve: BBC tv show

Eve: “I think about you all the time. I think about what you’re wearing and what you’re doing and who you’re doing it with. I think about what friends you have, what you eat before you work, what shampoo you use, what happened in your family. I think about your eyes and your mouth and what you feel when you kill someone. I think about what you had for breakfast. I just want to know everything.”
Villanelle: I think about you too. I mean. I masturbate about you a lot.
Eve: Okay... that's...
Villanelle: Too much?
Eve: No... I just wasn't expecting that.

by bluevanillite July 4, 2018