Kellington 

The most beautifulest grrrl on the planet! She is Kind, Funny, Pretty, and BEAUTIFUL on the inside and out ... she belongs inside a wolfpack whereby the members love her the world. If you know this girl then its a pleasure, if you don't then you're missing out - big time! She has the ability to make everyday a good one! She is also highly missed at the moment, and she needs to know how special she is! she puts the definition into perfect. No ammount of words could describe how much she means to me and how amazing she is! (but i hope this has made a start!)
You can count on me like 1, 2, 3 and I'll be there and i know when i need it i can count on Kellington like 4,3,2 and she'll be there. <3

I love you.

xoxox

You seen that girl across the street wearing the John Lennon t-shirt, the bird cardigan, the brogues and the flasher mac? well i think her name is Kellington, and she is AMAZING.

Kellington by SexxPest20 July 18, 2011

Cat Ellington 

A famous American songwriter, casting director, poet, and author.

The Hardest Working Woman in the Arts.

Cat Ellington is considered one of the most distinctive public figures in current times.

Cat Ellington by TheWhamBam August 16, 2018

Cat Ellington 

The Ninth Wonder of the World and a badass mama jama.

Cat Ellington is a typical Sagittarius woman; she don't take shit from nobody.

Cat Ellington by LavaSoap August 29, 2018

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

wellington curse 

When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .

"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"

wellington curse by Cube.shit October 4, 2017

Douche Ellington 

1. A prissy, stuffed shirt, wealthy or upper class person who is narcissistic, arrogant and elitist. Originally applied to a wealthy elitist person from the UK, but this is no longer the case. A Douche Ellington is a highly opinionated person who believes their opinions and views are the Gospel and should be held and followed by everyone without question. Real life examples are: Michael Bloomberg, Simon Cowell & Piers Morgan.

Piers Morgan is such a Douche Ellington! He belittles, attacks and insults any guest on his show who doesn't agree with him. When he starts losing an argument, he resorts to name calling, verbal abuse, and lies to support his opinion.

Douche Ellington by ParadoxicalDejaVu January 13, 2013

Ellington Ratliff 

Ellington Ratliff is a member of the band R5, he plays the drums. The band also includes Riker Lynch, Rydel Lynch, Rocky Lynch and Ross Lynch. Ellington goes by Ratliff to complete R5 and is not related to the other members. He is also an actor.

Ellington Ratliff is an amazing drummer.

Ellington Ratliff by Emzie255 December 21, 2013