ketche

a term used to insult a friend when they are behaving in a disgusting manner, possibly ladish or yobbish. However it's used in a humorous way and only applied to friends.

1. Oi stop ketching about.
2. why you acting like such a ketche?
3. you dirty little ketche!!

by Relatively clever July 8, 2010

ketch

bloated overhanging stomach

you have a fat ketch

by Anonymous April 23, 2003

Ketch

The best American bike made.

I rode my Ketch at the park today

by Potato Skins August 7, 2010

ketch

How catch is pronounced. catch is pronounce like ''ketch''.

I am going to ketch the ball.

by David June 10, 2004

Ketch

Slang for money; Can be described as short for ketchup

Yo Tyrone you got the ketch?

by BusStop112 November 25, 2017

Ketch

1. A man who assumes they are the shit, especially with the ladies, even though they are the opposite and probably get rejected a lot.

2. A woman who comes across as a slut, such as their dress sense and flirting, because they think it is attractive.

That bitch out there on the street corner is a ketch.

by ShrektheThird December 8, 2019

Ketch

The best way to abbreviate "ketchup". Using this will make you an instant cool guy.

"hey can you pass the ketch?"
"yeah!" *whispers to other friend nearby* "that guy is so cool"

by JiveAssToot August 6, 2016