Kassinger 

The best name in the world. German in origin. Pronounced Kay-singer, and sometimes spelled Kaysinger.

They call him Mr. Kassinger.

Kassinger by Mr.Kassinger August 13, 2009

Sloppy Kissinger 

A diplomatic tactic of anal sex whereby the male strays from the vaginal zone and enters the prohibited anus on the condition that he will soon withdraw.

When Jorge didn't ejaculate after 10 minutes of awkward reassurance, Hannah knew she was enduring a "Sloppy Kissinger"

Sloppy Kissinger by John Bolton's Silver 'Stache May 18, 2007

Kensinger 

To brutally beat the life out of an individual until they get a massive concussion and get sent to the hospital after they cheap shot you in a fight.

I once got really mad at this kid and ended up Kensingering him.

Kensinger by Joe Smellerton October 15, 2011

henry kissinger 

A former Secretary of State who, despite having won the Nobel Peace Prize -- a slap in the face to those who TRULY have spent their lives supporting human rights and working for the betterment of humankind -- should be sitting in an international prison as a war criminal. Among his many (mis)deeds were sabotaging the 1968 Paris Peace Talks (thus tacking on another five years of U.S. involvement in the Vietnam conflict), and his key role in orchestrating the 1973 coup in Chile which put murderous Pinochet into power.

He reportedly no longer travels abroad without first consulting his lawyers about the possibility of his being arrested.

Henry Kissinger is the antichrist.

henry kissinger by MRT2 September 24, 2008

kaglinger 

A question that one cannot solve.

Man, this Physics question is a kaglinger and a half!

kaglinger by DaMemeLord6969 October 25, 2017

kaboinger 

Erection, Stiffy, Boner

Dave popped a kaboinger while delivering a speech about salmon

kaboinger by Innocent bystander who fell victim to this painful sight January 30, 2007

henry kissinger 

1) n. Former Secretary of State and National Security Advisor to Presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.

2) n. The politician who, combined with german rocket scientist Verner von Braun, was the inspiration for the character 'Dr. Strangelove,' featured in the Stanley Kubric movie of the same name. (ie-to economize on stereotypical german movie characters by combining them together, and hoping people will recognize at least one of them.)

3) p. A skillful and adroit diplomat with a contrived accent.

4) n. The first diplomat to demonstrate that the secret to successful diplomacy is to mumble and speak softly to the extent that nobody can really understand what you are saying. Hence, lending whatever you say to multiple interpretations, some of which are positive.

5) sp. The Nixon cabinet executive who initially suggested that a Howard Hunt and G. Gordon Liddy recruit a bunch of imbeciles to break into Daniel Elsberg's Psychiatrists office, causing the watergate scandal, and ultimately ending Nixon's term as president.

6) The first Secretary of State to wear clip-on suspenders.

7) p. Any paunchy, middle aged man who is able to have sex with attractive female celebrities based on his status with the liberal media establishment.

I'm not exactly sure what Dr. Kissinger said, but it sounded really clever and deep. Did anybody write it down?

I'm pretty sure Henry Kissinger speaks several languages, including greek. At least that's what it sounds like to me.

Is Dr. Kissinger speaking, or are we having trouble with the water pipes again?

henry kissinger by parisofpriam July 16, 2008