Television serials, usually airing during weekday afternoons. Were origionally sponsored by laundry detergent companies, hence the title.
by MRT2 September 16, 2006
A blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around American institution whose gargantuan bra size is surpassed only by her astounding musical talent. Has won a gazillion or so Grammys and has sold nearly as many records.
by MRT2 October 07, 2006
States in which large segments of its citizens walk around with their heads up their asses, pulling them out only long enough to burn a cross or make a bigoted statement. Usually vote Republican, even though their populations are comprised largely of individuals living near or below the poverty line and thus unlikely to be favored by Republican tax and fiscal policies.
It would be wonderful if we could get from New York to California without having to cross through any red states.
by MRT2 September 25, 2006
Sarcastic, malicious dark haired girl from the Peanuts comic strip and animated TV specials who was an absolute bitch to Charlie Brown. Frequently offered to hold a football for him to kick, but would always pull it away at the last second, resulting in his flying through the air and landing flat on his ass. Was madly in love with musical prodigy Schroeder, though he barely noticed her. Occasionally ran a psychiatric booth (with a copay of five cents), though Snoopy was her only patient.
by MRT2 October 11, 2006
Nickname for the queen of television comedy, Lucille Ball who, along with her husband Desi Arnaz, virtually invented the concept of the sitcom. May also refer to any of Ball's hit TV shows: "I Love Lucy" (1951-60), "The Lucy Show" (1962-68), "Here's Lucy" (1968-74), or possibly her embarrasingly bad attemopt a comback in 1985, "Life With Lucy".
by MRT2 October 10, 2006
A singer whose voice is more powerful than a sonic boom and more beautiful than an angel choir. Can sing rock and roll, showtunes, country, r&b and pop with equal precision, making each song her own.
by MRT2 October 07, 2006
Another name for right wing hack writer, Bush Administration whore, and all around republican hatchet woman Ann Coulter.
by MRT2 October 08, 2006