MRT2's definitions

lucy

Nickname for the queen of television comedy, Lucille Ball who, along with her husband Desi Arnaz, virtually invented the concept of the sitcom. May also refer to any of Ball's hit TV shows: "I Love Lucy" (1951-60), "The Lucy Show" (1962-68), "Here's Lucy" (1968-74), or possibly her embarrasingly bad attemopt a comback in 1985, "Life With Lucy".

Lucy was always funnier when she was in black and white.

by MRT2 October 10, 2006

linda ronstadt

A singer whose voice is more powerful than a sonic boom and more beautiful than an angel choir. Can sing rock and roll, showtunes, country, r&b and pop with equal precision, making each song her own.

Is there anything tha Linda Ronstadt CAN'T sing? Probably not.

by MRT2 October 8, 2006

amnesty international

An hugely respected organization whose sole purpose is to promote and preserve human rights across the globe, which is not blinded by idealogical barriers -- they go after right- and left-leaning dictatorships equally -- and which does not compromise itself by casting its lot with corporations, governments or elected officials.

History has found Amnesty International to be on the right side of nearly every international crisis.

by MRT2 October 7, 2006

dolly parton

A blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around American institution whose gargantuan bra size is surpassed only by her astounding musical talent. Has won a gazillion or so Grammys and has sold nearly as many records.

Hey, that's Dolly Parton singin' on the "Hee-Haw"

by MRT2 October 7, 2006

Archie Bunker

America's favorite bigot, the central character on the ground-breaking 1970s sitcom "All in the Family". A blue collar worker, Archie mistakenly assumed African-Americans, Hispanics and other minorities were prospering at his expense.

May also refer to a bigoted individual, e.g. "He's an Archie Bunker".

Archie Bunker: "I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand."

by MRT2 October 10, 2006

cunt

Another name for right wing hack writer, Bush Administration whore, and all around republican hatchet woman Ann Coulter.

Ann Coulter is a major, first class, USDA-approved cunt.

by MRT2 October 8, 2006

lucy

Sarcastic, malicious dark haired girl from the Peanuts comic strip and animated TV specials who was an absolute bitch to Charlie Brown. Frequently offered to hold a football for him to kick, but would always pull it away at the last second, resulting in his flying through the air and landing flat on his ass. Was madly in love with musical prodigy Schroeder, though he barely noticed her. Occasionally ran a psychiatric booth (with a copay of five cents), though Snoopy was her only patient.

Charlie Brown should have put anthrax in Lucy's Hawaiian Punch.

by MRT2 October 11, 2006