MRT2's definitions

jimmy carter

Thirty-ninth President of the U.S., seving from 1977 - 81, and most likely the last U.S. President with real integrity we will see in our lifetimes. Though he was unable to solve a number of domestic issues, he was a true world leader and put human rights on the map. Brought back dignity, decency and respect to the Oval Office, after the Nixon scandals. Deservedly won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002.

History will judge President Jimmy Carter well.

by MRT2 October 10, 2006

Archie Bunker

America's favorite bigot, the central character on the ground-breaking 1970s sitcom "All in the Family". A blue collar worker, Archie mistakenly assumed African-Americans, Hispanics and other minorities were prospering at his expense.

May also refer to a bigoted individual, e.g. "He's an Archie Bunker".

Archie Bunker: "I got nothin' against mankind. It's people I can't stand."

by MRT2 October 10, 2006

cunt

Another name for right wing hack writer, Bush Administration whore, and all around republican hatchet woman Ann Coulter.

Ann Coulter is a major, first class, USDA-approved cunt.

by MRT2 October 8, 2006

branson

A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.

Tony Orlando and Dawn are performing nightly in Branson.

by MRT2 October 7, 2006

linda ronstadt

A singer whose voice is more powerful than a sonic boom and more beautiful than an angel choir. Can sing rock and roll, showtunes, country, r&b and pop with equal precision, making each song her own.

Is there anything tha Linda Ronstadt CAN'T sing? Probably not.

by MRT2 October 8, 2006

amnesty international

An hugely respected organization whose sole purpose is to promote and preserve human rights across the globe, which is not blinded by idealogical barriers -- they go after right- and left-leaning dictatorships equally -- and which does not compromise itself by casting its lot with corporations, governments or elected officials.

History has found Amnesty International to be on the right side of nearly every international crisis.

by MRT2 October 7, 2006

Hee-Haw

A hillbilly variety show, which aired from 1969 - '91, first on CBS, and later in syndication. Famous for reinforcing the most negative, backwards aspects of country music, as well as the world's largest succession of thoroughly unfunny jokes, not to mention a smattering of gingham-clad T&A.

Convicted criminals should be sentenced to watching "Hee-Haw"

by MRT2 October 7, 2006