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1) n. Former Secretary of State and National Security Advisor to Presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford.

2) n. The politician who, combined with german rocket scientist Verner von Braun, was the inspiration for the character 'Dr. Strangelove,' featured in the Stanley Kubric movie of the same name. (ie-to economize on stereotypical german movie characters by combining them together, and hoping people will recognize at least one of them.)

3) p. A skillful and adroit diplomat with a contrived accent.

4) n. The first diplomat to demonstrate that the secret to successful diplomacy is to mumble and speak softly to the extent that nobody can really understand what you are saying. Hence, lending whatever you say to multiple interpretations, some of which are positive.

5) sp. The Nixon cabinet executive who initially suggested that a Howard Hunt and G. Gordon Liddy recruit a bunch of imbeciles to break into Daniel Elsberg's Psychiatrists office, causing the watergate scandal, and ultimately ending Nixon's term as president.

6) The first Secretary of State to wear clip-on suspenders.

7) p. Any paunchy, middle aged man who is able to have sex with attractive female celebrities based on his status with the liberal media establishment.
I'm not exactly sure what Dr. Kissinger said, but it sounded really clever and deep. Did anybody write it down?

I'm pretty sure Henry Kissinger speaks several languages, including greek. At least that's what it sounds like to me.

Is Dr. Kissinger speaking, or are we having trouble with the water pipes again?
by parisofpriam February 04, 2006
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n. Governator/governator

1) Arnold Schwarznegger, Governor of California.

2) A self-delusional actor who has appeared in so many action movies that he has come to believe that he actually has the superhuman abilities of the characters that he plays on the screen.

3) Referring to any public celebrity who runs for public office on fame and recognition-factor alone, while having no other qualifications or natural talents for the position.

4) A charismatic demagogue, in which people put their hopes during a time of crisis, despite his obvious lack of qualifications and experience.

5) A charismatic politician in which people place false hopes during a time of crisis, and later turn on in anger, rather than acknowledge their own error. (ie-a savior turned scape goat. A manifestation of mass public delusion and democratic irresponsibility.)

6) Any of a series of nouveau riche Republican politicians who spent their way into office using blue-blood money (often Kennedy-associated) into which they married.

7) The politician version of the HUMV: having enormous size and profile, while having no practical or utilitarian value.

8) Any example of the triumph of style over substance, facilitated by mass media. (ie-The Pet Rock. The Blair Witch Project.)

9) Any executive political figure who's presence in office can be taken as evidence that politicians are irrelevant and ineffectual, and that actual power is wielded by beurocrats and corporate executives. (ie-Zaphod Beeblebrox. Haliburton Inc.)
Warren Beatty has aspirations of becoming the next Governator of California.

Jesse Ventura, former Governator of Minnesota, has decided to return to the world of professional wrestling on the grounds that state politics is no longer an honorable sport, but rather a fake exercise in public entertainment.

"The job of The Governator is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it."-Zaphod Beeblebrox. The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (supplimentary).
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Dick Cheney

(np. Richard Bruce Cheney b.1941-)
(aka Darth Vader. Frankenstein’s monster, the penguin, Jaba The Hut.)

1) 46th ‘Vice’ President of the United States, and former Secretary of Defense. Puppetmaster to the early 21st century military Junta George W. Bush. (see Blackadder III and Prince George IV.)
2) (Disney origin) Jafar. The evil Vizir (advisor) to the brainless Sultan, in the Disney cartoon Aladdin.
2) Jabba the Hut (see Empire of Evil)
3) The fat, corrupt guy in the famous Humphrey Bogart movie Cassablanca, sometimes credited as Sydney Greenstreet.

Synonyms.
-(Harry Potter): A Goblin. A morose, sullen individual who lives in a vault or bunker, and is obsessed with money.

-(Ref. H.G. Welles’ The Time Machine) A Morlock. (ie-a hideous, albino creature who dreads daylight, and lives underground to operate the machines that provide for the spoiled and child-like Eloi (See George W Bush).

v. to give somebody a Dick Cheney.
1) (v. sexual slang) To unintentionally ejaculate in a woman’s face. (ie- to accidentally ‘shoot’ somebody in the face. To get drunk, shoot somebody in the face, and then eat dinner.) A slang term for ejaculating in somebody’s face, formerly known as a pearl necklace.

v. to pull a Dick Cheney.
2) to escape or defer from an unpleasant responsibility by hiding in college for an extended period of time. To escape the national service draft in a time of war by spending eight years in a four year college degree program. (See Karl Rove. See chickenhawk.)

3) To publicly miscarry justice by ostensibly taking a Supreme Court Judge on a duck hunting trip, and then threatening to blow his face off if he doesn't vote to keep the identities of your corrupt business cronies a secret. (See Ned Beatty and Deliverance}.)

-to escape or defer an unpleasant responsibility by knocking up a woman.
"Bill Clinton is famous for giving Monica Lewinsky a dick cheney so spectacularly messy that Congress felt he should be impeached for it."

“My rich grandfather established a trust fund for me, where I’d get $50 000 a year while I attended college. So, I pulled a dick cheney, and flunked my senior year exams 16 years in a row.”
by parisofpriam March 13, 2006
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pn. (Buster the dog b. 1999-)
1) A black Scottish terrier which president George W. Bush often confused with the black briefcase containing the DEFCON 1 nuclear alert codes, due to delayed LSD syndrome, and carried onto the Marine 1 presidential helicopter under his arm.

2) One of only three presidential mascots not to be given a supreme court nomination during the Bush II Administration. (See Harriet Meyers.)

3) The only member of the first family to have a keen enough sense of smell to know to avoid Karl Rove. (See stench, pong, putrid.)

n. (buster.)
1) abbr. nut buster: an unpleasant and abrasive woman. A nutcracker. (See Martha Stewart, Rosanne, Margaret Thatcher.)
2) Any frustrating or unpleasant event.
3) A generic term for a man who’s name you do not know. (Syn. buddy, mac, pal.)
4) A freckle-faced young paper boy, often seen wearing a beanie, and riding a scooter.
"Will somebody please go over there and pry Buster off of Barbara's leg? This is embarrasing."

"Hey buster, you got any salted peanuts? Salted in the shell?"-Robert Mitchum (Cape Fear 1967)
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n. (possibly of Irish origin): A bad mood, characterized by anger, depression, or a mixture of the two. Emotional malaise. An antisocial mood. Sometimes synonymous with a 'purple rain.'
"I'm just telling you this because I don't like seeing you in a black dog every day." -Leo Shannon (Da Vinci's Inquest.)

"Best to stay away from me today, because I feel a black dog coming on."
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n. (Robert Heron Bork. B. 1927-)
1) Former hatchet man and acting Attourney General for President Richard Nixon.
2) Unsuccessful supreme court nominee. (See Ronald Reagan.)
3) The crunchy-looking dude on the quaker oats box.
4) Law professor, author, and famous inventor of Kentucky fried chicken.

v. (to bork. Borked)
1) v. to bork: to destroy a judicial nominee through a concerted attack on his character, background and philosophy.
2) to slander one’s character. (see swiftboat, swiftboat veterans for truth.)
3) v. bork (vulgar): a slang term for sexual intercourse.
4) pp. borked: see fucked, butfucked, royally fucked, screwed, blued and tattooed.

n. Bork
1) A mixture of beef and pork. (preferably eaten with a spork.)
2) (slang): a man's penis. (Syn. pork sword)
3) A malicious Icelandic EMO singer with a propensity for punching out reporters at airports. (See bjork)
4) One of the four most popular flavors of Ramen Noodles, along with beef, chicken, and pork.
"I can't believe my boss totally borked me with that bad reference letter!"

"Do you think we can get Robert Bork to play 'Frankie' in the new remake of 'Beach Blanket Bingo?'"
by parisofpriam February 26, 2006
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n. A restless feeling. A non-descript feeling of boredom, restlessness and confinement. A feeling one has when wanting to escape from responsibility (chiefly emotional) by travelling. Sometimes synonymous with 'wanderlust.' The desire to travel in order to escape an emotional commitment.
"Waiting for the early train, Sorry boy, but I've been hit by purple rain." -America (Ventura Highway).
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