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John: Why is your groin area protruding like that?
Bill: Oh, I just got a stiffy.
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1 an erection of the penis, Syn. boner, hard-on.
2 A strong drink, a double, esp. a double-bourbon-and-coke.
3 (South Africa) A plastic-cased 3.5-inch floppy disk, as opposed to the more flexable 5.25-inch floppy disk.
1 Oh man, I got a stiffy.
2 Gimme a stiffy and two pints.
3 Have you got a stiffy? I need one to save this file.
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A slang term for boner or erection
While I was slow-dancing with Tom, he got a bulging stiffy. It was nasty.
by xxdecayingashes December 26, 2004
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I plugged her crotch-wound with my stiffy.
by urban pervert April 25, 2003
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A slang word for erection or hard-on. As an erection is the 'stiffing' of the penis, a 'stiffy' is an understandable slang word. Normally used by children first discovering sexual things.
Ethan and I were discussing sex and he got a stiffy from thinking about it.
by Athena12 March 26, 2009
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