gasploosh

1. The sound of a fat person hitting the cement or water from a high place
2. excited

1.wow that person made a big gahsploosh.
2. holy gahsploosh your pretty!

by sporkydorkysmoochemsgloopems June 10, 2004

gashooshlank

The male member. As used by popular sex "vice" blooger
"Svutlana" from "Svutlandia"---larger then life advocate for
"make happy happy"...

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..."...What for fuck be Clone Willy? How work this for have replica of gashooshlanks? Svutlana wonder too, so go immediate for Clone Willy website where find me process that be little bits like Duncan Hine all of sudden come out with chocolate cock mix..."...

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by RanDuck July 26, 2011

gasplosion

When you have every sign that your bowels are full beyond capacity and a major shit needs to be taken, but upon parking your ass on the commode and easing the tension on your blowhole, all that comes out is 100psi of fecal flavored gas. No poop. Not even an M&M. Just enough methane to heat an igloo for the winter.

Me: Ah oh, I need to find a toilet immediately!
You: There’s a bathroom over there.
Me: <running for my life >
You: I hope he doesn’t make it.
Also you: Well, that was fast.
Me: Yep, it was only a gasplosion.
Also me: The velocity of brown wind made the fucking toilet flush itself!

by Bobby the Bug Man February 11, 2022

Gabloosh

(gah-bloo-sh) n. - a massive amount; immense

That is one gabloosh of turkeys! They've filled up the entire ocean!

by Me, myself, and I x2 June 11, 2011

Kasploosh

When you ejaculate in a pool after you have sex in it.

Me: Me and ten chicks went skinny dipping
Jim: I bet you kasplooshed

by FINGERLICKING00D July 31, 2009

galoosh

an absolute dope

that guy is such a galoosh.

by sunoolvr July 24, 2021

Kasplooshy

The sound of farting into a bowl of very moist mac and cheese

I was hungry until I heard a loud kasplooshy coming from the kitchen

by Scadooch November 8, 2022