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Kersploosh 

The act of ejaculationg a large load of fo'jizzle all over someone or something
Damn it bitch you better close your eyes cos im gonna kersploosh all over you!!!!!
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kersploosh 

the raucous splash of a gigantic turd breaking the surface of water in the toilet.
Jenna wasn't able to poop all week, but she just kersplooshed in the teacher's lounge bathroom.
kersploosh by Tuna S January 13, 2011

kersplosion 

An explosion so intense that explosion/exploded is not good enough to define it.
Bob: Did you see that insane kersplosion on TV last night?

Joe: Totally dude, it just like went up in flames and smoke and then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, man. Enough said.

Skersploosh 

The act of shaking up ones beer, and then opening it in a friends face. Resulting in said friend being covered in liquid. Best done at party's
Tony: Hahahaha! I just skersploosh'ed Kevin

Fred: nice man
Skersploosh by crazy dude man guy September 5, 2011

kersploot 

Ker-sploot: The sound of semen hitting the girl's (or for some people, guy's) face generally in either the eye or right above the nose on the forehead, this allows for maximum kersplootiness.
Girl:Goddamnit, you got cum all over my face!
Guy: But did you hear that wicked kersploot?
kersploot by SexyCaptKirk October 17, 2006

Kersloshed 

To be so wet and saturated with water than the very next drop slides directly to the ground.
She was kersloshed by the recent downpour.
Kersloshed by HD da Weldon August 23, 2010

Kasploosh 

When you ejaculate in a pool after you have sex in it.
Me: Me and ten chicks went skinny dipping
Jim: I bet you kasplooshed
Kasploosh by FINGERLICKING00D July 31, 2009
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