Karlda

A strong, athletic and handsome black man.

He has strong beliefs, is very proud and fiercely loyal. A Karlda is a family man but also the life and soul of a party and knows how to enjoy himself. He’s a stand up guy and definitely a man that you’d want on your side in a battle.

Ladies, if you happen to land on a Karlda then you’ve done very well and should cherish him as a Karlda is rare thing

‘Girlfriend, I found a Karlda and he’s a real one!’

‘My mate is a Karlda you know, we’re safe tonight’

by Dandy Man November 23, 2021

Kardashian

Annoying phenomenon.

We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.

by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021

karlnapity

a canon polyamorous ship in the dream smp. it includes karl jacobs, quackity and sapnap. it's the cutest, longest lasting and probably healthiest relationship on the smp. (this ship is about the characters, NOT the actual people)

"yo dude do you ship karlnapity?"
"of course! it's such a healthy and fun ship!"

by chris isn't very smart February 24, 2021

Gooz Kardam

Meaning I farted, or I am giving fart in Persian.

I ate many onions for dinner so now I gooz kardam

by Gooz Gang May 23, 2019

kardashianism

A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.

After you bought your Bentley, I was convinced you suffered from Kardashianism.

by Stewardess14 May 10, 2014

The Kardashians

Every type of cancer.

"Oh no! He has the Kardashians!"

by CHKN SKRUBS October 9, 2016

Karla

Karla is a rare latin beauty. She is the most beautiful Peruvian girl. She is really smart & at the same time she is a bad ass. She is strong sexy kind & incredibly gifted between the sheets. A great kisser & a personality that will have you thinking, "shes amazing". A great friend. she dont take shit from anyone. Shes Not only beautiful on the inside but also on the outside. She has beautiful big eyes, brown hair, & a great body. She has the triple "B" factor BRAIN, BODY, & BEAUTY she's outgoing, generous but stubborn. She's an amazing girlfriend if you have a karla as a girlfriend or friend dont let her go, if you do you are stupid. She really commits to a relationship, she will never break up with you without a good reason. She is loyal & trustworthy,Everything any guy could ever dream of. God really took his time making her she is simply one of his perfect creation.Her weakness is falling in love. If she gets hurt by guys alot she will just start fucking around and wont date for a while. Dont betray her trust because its hard to earn it in the first place. Family means the world to her. but there are some rough patches between them. Friends are what keeps her up in her times of need. if you wanna have her in your life, keep it real. Fake people are easily spoted by karla & she will FUCK you up if you do her wrong. not only she will destroy u, but she has alot of people that would kill or take a bullet for her.

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She's the most ridiculous person you'll ever meet (in a funny way). She's not afraid to make herself look stupid in public. if she is ever mean to you and you are one of her friends dont get offended that is just how she shows you she loves you so much. If you have a KARLA in your life you are one lucky person.
Example 1
Friend: (looks sad)
Karla: Who do i need to beat up.

Example 2

Miguel :wow, who is that girl
Adrian: Her name is Karla, she's fucking gorgeous!

Miguel: I wanna get with her

Adrian: good luck! she's not an easy girl. She is beautiful and sassy….very rare to find a woman like that these days!

Miguel: Yo! are you in love?!

Adrian: fuck! i think i might be.

by Usa dictionary.com November 9, 2018