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Kangasaurus

The Kangasaurus is a freakish animal that spawned in a toxic dump in Australia. Apparently, a half dead female kangaroo somehow mated with a crocodile, and then fell into the river and was swept down to the ocean, where she was raped by a dolphin. Then she crawled out and had a hybrid baby of a Kangaroo, Crocodile, and a Dolphin.

The Kangasaurus lives in Australia with all the other Kangaroos. It is obviously the most feared, so it is the leader of all Kangaroos. Kangasaurus goes where she wants, eats when she wants, and she instigates all mating rituals. Mostly, she sits under a tree or somewhere cool and has other Kangaroos bring her food. If they don't she eats their babies. The Kangasaurus has very strange characteristics. The many Dolphin fins make it appear to be a fierce predator, when in fact it is. The Crocodile head on the Kangaroo body makes it appear a very worth opponent. Its wide gaping jaws convince its adversaries not to test the limits of the Kangasaurus.
Connor: I saw a Kangasaurus the other day
His sister: I go to douglas.

Wangasaurus 

a wang shaped creature varied in length and thickness. Also an adjective decribing someone with similar attributes to a penis or dickfeatures
dude, quit being a wangasaurus.
Wangasaurus by andrew webb February 19, 2008

gangasaurus 

A term created by no one other than Kai cenat (famous YouTuber, twitch streamer, influencer). It is another word for Gangy, Gangalanche, and Gangatron. You can use this term to call your friends and people that’s close to you,
Yoo "gangasaurus" what you doing today?Wanna go watch Kai’s stream!

kangatarian 

“Kangatarian” a word used by Justin off Australia’s ‘Love Island’. Meaning to only eat Kangaroo and Fish, as they are not farmed
I used to be Kangatarian but now I’m Vegan
kangatarian by funkyfinger July 5, 2018

Dangasaur 

It's a combination between a Dangus and a Dinosaur. This is a name for a person who is able to climb up the side of buildings, has incredible auditory skills, is always around, is reliable like a best friend, is super cute and cuddly, has a nice dangus, will go anywhere with you and will even migrate across long long miles, through differing climates, like a dinosaur. They may or may not be able to work on cars, some dangasaurs are really bad drivers. All dangasaurs are super fun although often impulsive; they aren't always great at making decisions, but will almost always apologize for any damage they've done immediately.
You'll know a dangasaur when you see him or her. They usually drive erratically, have trouble following rules, love to be outdoors, and seem to be more dinosaur than human. They are great lovers.
Dangasaur by Hendang June 12, 2013

KENZASAUROUS 

the absolute most incredible, amazing, hot, funny, cool, sexy, beautiful, handsome, fun, caring person ever to grace the earth. if u come across KENZASAUROUS then RUN because none of you are on their league so go find yourself someone’s else because KENZASAUROUS is the greatest human ever even better Billie lourd and Lana del Rey JUST but they do beat them so yeah 🤟🏽
I wish I was KENZASAUROUS so badly!!!