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Kangasaurus

The Kangasaurus is a freakish animal that spawned in a toxic dump in Australia. Apparently, a half dead female kangaroo somehow mated with a crocodile, and then fell into the river and was swept down to the ocean, where she was raped by a dolphin. Then she crawled out and had a hybrid baby of a Kangaroo, Crocodile, and a Dolphin.

The Kangasaurus lives in Australia with all the other Kangaroos. It is obviously the most feared, so it is the leader of all Kangaroos. Kangasaurus goes where she wants, eats when she wants, and she instigates all mating rituals. Mostly, she sits under a tree or somewhere cool and has other Kangaroos bring her food. If they don't she eats their babies. The Kangasaurus has very strange characteristics. The many Dolphin fins make it appear to be a fierce predator, when in fact it is. The Crocodile head on the Kangaroo body makes it appear a very worth opponent. Its wide gaping jaws convince its adversaries not to test the limits of the Kangasaurus.
Connor: I saw a Kangasaurus the other day
His sister: I go to douglas.
Kangasaurus by DUmbasssssessssz April 6, 2010
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Wangasaurus 

a wang shaped creature varied in length and thickness. Also an adjective decribing someone with similar attributes to a penis or dickfeatures
dude, quit being a wangasaurus.
Wangasaurus by andrew webb February 19, 2008

gangasaurus 

A term created by no one other than Kai cenat (famous YouTuber, twitch streamer, influencer). It is another word for Gangy, Gangalanche, and Gangatron. You can use this term to call your friends and people that’s close to you,
Yoo "gangasaurus" what you doing today?Wanna go watch Kai’s stream!

kaylasaurus-rex. 

Kaylasaurus rex: The cute dinosaur (genius name)

species type: amphibian, mammal

stood approximately 5 foot 5

brain mass to weight ratio : 1/40 same as a mouses'

DNA code Deoxyribonucleic acid double helix
same as a chimps

a friendly/cute dinosaur

claims to be a vegetarian. in all actuality is an omnivore :D
(meat & inominant objects; such as fruits, vegetables loves rice)

has braces, blue eyes

piercings few, purpose for piercing, scientist say, is to attract a potential mate
her most attractive piercing is the belly button piercing, this attracts many males.

she lives in packs, would rather be an individual, tho it seems she does not like her mother at times.

quite unique, because, this species'/dinosaur hair used to be blonde, and now has darker hair. and wears glasses

not the brightest of its kind,
but her IQ is 140

first existed since april 10th year 199? - unknown
lives in the 21st century to present

loves music and her friends and occassional cuddling with her current boyfriend. if shes in the mood, she will occassionally kiss him. its actually a rare site.

he's lucky.

and when out in the sun for long periods of time, the kaylasarus rex's skin turns from a pale white to an apple red. then eventually shedding obtaining a new layer of skin. the burn soon turns into a tan

making the kaylasaurus very very attractive ; )

all the guys get these

8============> <-- they get that :p

oddly colored skin is one of her more redeeming traits.

patches of pale, red skin. is quite often during the summer months.

all and all they are going extinct

for there is only 1 kaylasaurus- Rex left in the world

and i couldn't be any luckier to have her all to myself

i love kayla rexine!
you. dude, i saw a kaylasaurus-rex.

Me. yeah, that's my girlfriend. haha

wangasaurus rex

Having a large penis that stretches out seemingly enlessly.

Kangasaur 

An Australian Cold Sore (A Canker Sore) of the herpes genus afflicting people past a certain age (Old).

A relic of the Crustacean Age.
"Yeah, nah mate. Got this Kangasaur from kissing me Gran at Chrissie."
Kangasaur by ozcampbell September 4, 2023
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