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Kangasaurus

The Kangasaurus is a freakish animal that spawned in a toxic dump in Australia. Apparently, a half dead female kangaroo somehow mated with a crocodile, and then fell into the river and was swept down to the ocean, where she was raped by a dolphin. Then she crawled out and had a hybrid baby of a Kangaroo, Crocodile, and a Dolphin.

The Kangasaurus lives in Australia with all the other Kangaroos. It is obviously the most feared, so it is the leader of all Kangaroos. Kangasaurus goes where she wants, eats when she wants, and she instigates all mating rituals. Mostly, she sits under a tree or somewhere cool and has other Kangaroos bring her food. If they don't she eats their babies. The Kangasaurus has very strange characteristics. The many Dolphin fins make it appear to be a fierce predator, when in fact it is. The Crocodile head on the Kangaroo body makes it appear a very worth opponent. Its wide gaping jaws convince its adversaries not to test the limits of the Kangasaurus.
Connor: I saw a Kangasaurus the other day
His sister: I go to douglas.

Wangasaurus 

a wang shaped creature varied in length and thickness. Also an adjective decribing someone with similar attributes to a penis or dickfeatures
dude, quit being a wangasaurus.
Wangasaurus by andrew webb February 19, 2008

gankasaurus 

A kleptomaniac who steels often. This person maliciously ganks for pure satisfaction in the loss of others.
Winona Ryder is a gankasaurus.
That gankasaurus just stole my killtacular.
gankasaurus by Wags82 October 21, 2008

Ganjasaurus Rex 

When the Marijuana being smoked is unbelievably loud, and makes you monstrous in bed.
Person 1: Dude, how was boning Bridget last night?
Person 2: Bromigo, it was fantastic. I burned some of that OG Pineapple Express before,

and I plowed her like a fuckin Ganjasaurus Rex.
Person 1: Rad.
Ganjasaurus Rex by SammieJ. January 13, 2014

gasasaurus 

a person who expels large amounts of gas at any one moment. Usually very recognizable by the distinctive fragrance that accompanies loud rumbles.
Dude, what did you eat tonight? You are such a gasasaurus!
gasasaurus by jrmax80 September 4, 2010

gayasaurus 

Being on the top of the gay food chain, like a T-Rex was for dinosaurs.
"Man phil is soooo gay, he's a gayasaurus."
gayasaurus by badunkadunk123 March 5, 2010