Definitions by ozcampbell

culturefied 

The result of learning snippets of facts and information to better oneself in the pursuit of social acceptance.

Reggie was invited into the East Ridings Choral Society when his written application displayed culturefied facets of responses proving his worth.

culturefied by ozcampbell January 2, 2024

sobrietous

A gesture or act of doing something in a sobering manner. An attitude bordering on condescending. A way to look down one's nose at others.

To calm the impending violence about to be initiated by the vociferous drunk, Henry grabbed his arms in sobrietous restraint.

Not wanting to engage with the homeless person, the chauffeur dismissed him with sobrietous contempt.

Disagreeing with the argument, Charles' sobrietous behaviour left little room for dissent.

sobrietous by ozcampbell December 20, 2023

sobrietous

A gesture or act of doing something in a sobering manner. An attitude bordering on condescending. A way to look down one's nose at others.

To calm the impending violence about to be initiated by the vociferous drunk, Henry grabbed his arms in sobrietous restraint.

Not wanting to engage with the homeless person, the chauffeur dismissed him with sobrietous contempt.

Disagreeing with the argument, Charles' sobrietous behaviour left little room for dissent.

sobrietous by ozcampbell December 20, 2023

monstromy

The continuing propagation of the race of monsters.

"Like characters on Sesame Street, the show's monstromy keeps the species of puppets alive."

monstromy by ozcampbell September 12, 2023

Scromelette 

When you set off to make an omelette but life scrambles it along the way.

The Israelis put all their eggs in Trump's basket but after the votes were cooked; all they were left with, was one giant Scromelette.

Scromelette by ozcampbell September 7, 2023

Kangasaur 

An Australian Cold Sore (A Canker Sore) of the herpes genus afflicting people past a certain age (Old).

A relic of the Crustacean Age.

"Yeah, nah mate. Got this Kangasaur from kissing me Gran at Chrissie."

Kangasaur by ozcampbell September 4, 2023

Suspise 

To be suspicious of, when in doubt.

Person 1: "There was a dinosaur in my garden last night?"
Person 2: "I suspise not."

Person 1: "I suspise that you are lying to me."
Person 2: "You suspise correctly."

Suspise by ozcampbell September 4, 2023