Kanding

When you’re eating a shit load of kandy in a plane that’s landing. The trick is the kandy is code name for ketamine, and you’re eating so much of it that you think you’re taking off instead of landing.

I love kandings. They are my favourite part of traveling.

by Narcoleptic nancy May 7, 2018

Kaedinged

When somebody inexplicably fails at something that they are supposed to be good at.

Named after San Diego Chargers kicker Nate Kaeding.

When a doctor drops his knife inside a patient during his millionth surgery he goes, "Oops, I kaedinged it, my bust."

by G Machine January 21, 2010

Kanging

To Kang(verb) - A process of making one`s history/story etc. to appear more African than it was or is.

A: Did you hear? There are alot of people that are trying to portray Da Vinci as an African.
B: *sigh* Kanging has truly gone too far

by Saaaaaaaaaaas March 5, 2019

Eugene Kanning

An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.

It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.

"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."

"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."

by Awesome Dave the Raver March 12, 2009

kading

The act of hijacking a facebook thread for your own purposes and driving it wildly off topic. Sometimes kading can be an intelligent conversation that simply has nothing to do with the original topic, but most of the time kading is a form of spamming that annoys everybody not participating in the kadage. The easiest and most common way to kade a thread is to take turns posting lines from Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Charlie the Unicorn, or the Potter Puppet Pals.

This thread has been kaded!

Stop kading, you guys; I'm getting a million notifications!

Random fb status: Charise is tired from a long day
friend: Aww! I hope you get some rest soon!
kader1: I love pickles!
friend: What does that have to do with anything?
kader1: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
kader2: DUMBLEDORE!
kader1: Ron, Ron, Ron WEASLEY
Charise: guys, come on, why do you always have to kade my status?

by K-menade December 29, 2009

kaeding

1. Screwing up 3 times in a row without any good reason.

2. Screwed up so bad it costed them the game.

2009 Post Season game - New York Jets VS San Diego Chargers, where the Chargers Pro-Bowl kicker Nate Kaeding missed 3 field goals that ended the 11 win streak and advancement.

The soccer game ended today by the goalie tripping over his own balls and kaeding the playoff.

by swjadesfire January 25, 2010

Kantingoo

Kantingoo is a mythical creature who was created by a young girl with two sides to her personality (Kantingoo being the bad one). Kantingoo has vampire fangs, blood red iris', huge black wings, jet black hair and wolverine claws. This creature feeds off human flesh and organs. She is a character in a story that hasn't been published but hopefully will sometime in the near or distant future.

Person1: If you bumped into Kantingoo, what would you do?

Person2: I'd fricken' run dude!

by Kantingoo November 8, 2011