kanting 

A moderating technique where you use complex philosophical arguments in order to confuse less talented trolls. The name is derived from Immanuel Kant, a well known german philosopher from the early 20th century.

I was kanting those trolls pretty hard!

kanting by S2_Imrahil August 2, 2016

Kanting 

Kanting is when a person uses a fruit or vegetable to sexually pleasure them selfs
E.i. A man inserts his penis into a watermelon, or a female uses a zucchini as a didlo

Look over there, that man is kanting on that orange

Kanting by Hollakrell May 6, 2024

Kenting 

The act of wearing clear, unassuming, reading-style glasses when they are not necessary for sight or fashion, but as a disguise in public situations. The phrase is based on the DC comics superhero Clark Kent/Superman who masks his secret identity with a combination of glasses (e.g. perceived weakness) and the facade of a bumbling personality.

Yesterday I caught John kenting downtown near his homicidal ex-girlfriend's place of employment; I did a double-take since I had never seen him wear glasses before.

Kenting by AquMaein September 27, 2012

Kating 

Dating not 2, not 3 but 7 people at the same time.

''Why is Kate even dating Carson?'' ''Well she's kating so she got plenty of other dick to fulfill her slutty psychologically fucked up needs''

Kating by yourmothersfatherandfathersmot April 22, 2020

Kanging 

To Kang(verb) - A process of making one`s history/story etc. to appear more African than it was or is.

A: Did you hear? There are alot of people that are trying to portray Da Vinci as an African.
B: *sigh* Kanging has truly gone too far

Kanging by Saaaaaaaaaaas March 5, 2019

Kating 

A term used for the action of someone grabbing your legs and clinging on them. Used when they are taken by surprise. Usually done in a friendly matter.

Stranger 1: "Yeah, she tota-"
Stranger 2: *Grabs Stranger 1's legs*
Stranger 1: "AAH! STOP KATING ME!"

Kating by Sullsy October 5, 2013

Eugene Kanning 

An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.

It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.

"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."

"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."

Eugene Kanning by Awesome Dave the Raver March 12, 2009