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Farting on your boyfriend/girlfriend with extreme force causing one to be sexually aroused
My night started out with kaning, which led to me receiving dome
Kaning by DomeShot December 2, 2013
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The act of one person farting on another preferably in a public setting. The act must be declared to be official.
Dude that girl at the Kiosk just got a vicious kaning.
kaning by chewy924 June 2, 2010

Kaning Season 

A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.
Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.
Kaning Season by Kanus expert February 11, 2014

Kanigits 

The obnoxious French pronunciation of the English word "knight" specifically of King Arthur and His knights of the Round Table in the movie Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
You silly English kanigits! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries:
Kanigits by letithappen88 August 22, 2016
Dating not 2, not 3 but 7 people at the same time.
''Why is Kate even dating Carson?'' ''Well she's kating so she got plenty of other dick to fulfill her slutty psychologically fucked up needs''
To Kang(verb) - A process of making one`s history/story etc. to appear more African than it was or is.
A: Did you hear? There are alot of people that are trying to portray Da Vinci as an African.
B: *sigh* Kanging has truly gone too far
Kanging by Saaaaaaaaaaas March 5, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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