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kaning

whens something is kaning it means it is absolutely quality and quantity at the same time. or in different context it could mean somethings hurting.
those tits are fucking kaning!
my leg is absolutely kaning!
by ed May 13, 2005
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Kaning

Farting on your boyfriend/girlfriend with extreme force causing one to be sexually aroused
My night started out with kaning, which led to me receiving dome
by DomeShot December 2, 2013
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kaning

The act of one person farting on another preferably in a public setting. The act must be declared to be official.
Dude that girl at the Kiosk just got a vicious kaning.
by chewy924 June 2, 2010
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Kaning Season

A very rare and obscure event in which the creature known as the Kanus akwardus tries to seduce a mate and produce offspring. This is an extremely rare event due to the Kanus akwardus' akward nature and its excessive procrastination. Kaning Season is not yet fully understood by man kind. The Kanus akwardus is the only creature of it's kind and the rare nature of Kaning Season says that the Kanus akwardus could easily die out.
Person 1: Is it Kaning Season?
Person 2: What? Kid your high.
Person 1: Oh yeah, Kaning Season never happens.
by Kanus expert February 11, 2014
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Kanigits

The obnoxious French pronunciation of the English word "knight" specifically of King Arthur and His knights of the Round Table in the movie Monty Python and The Holy Grail.
You silly English kanigits! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries:
by letithappen88 August 22, 2016
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Kating

Dating not 2, not 3 but 7 people at the same time.
''Why is Kate even dating Carson?'' ''Well she's kating so she got plenty of other dick to fulfill her slutty psychologically fucked up needs''
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Kanging

To Kang(verb) - A process of making one`s history/story etc. to appear more African than it was or is.
A: Did you hear? There are alot of people that are trying to portray Da Vinci as an African.
B: *sigh* Kanging has truly gone too far
by Saaaaaaaaaaas March 5, 2019
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