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Hitler's description of the little known piece of furniture he lost his virginity to.

Can also be used by neo-Nazis to describe furniture that they believe mirrors their political beliefs in its attitude to who can sit on it. Unfortunately, discrimination is still evident in some living rooms to this day. Help stamp it out.
A Hitler: Mein Kampfy chair was one of the best chairs of all time! of all time!

or:

Some wanker: You're not white enough to sit on this chair! Fuck off out of my kampfy chair.
kampfy by IlConsigliere March 9, 2011
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When a English Neo Nazi says comfy
1. “bro this couch is so kampfy”

2. “ja”
1. “HEIL HITLER”
2. “Nein”
Kampfy by ashu coyote February 21, 2020

mein kampfy chair 

What Hitler meant to write as a sequel to his book Mein Kampf and it talks about his sofa. Unfortunately his editor did not like it.
Stop making Mein kampfy chair jokes guys I'm Führeious

mein kampfy chair 

Adolf Hitler's Kampfy chair - A book by Adolf Hitler
Hitler: This ist mein Kampfy chair

Mein Kampf test

An awareness test for social justice bloggers. Before making a post:

1. Replace "straight" / "white" / "male" / "cishet", and the like with equivalent words for minorities targeted by the Nazis (Jews, Gypsies, blacks...).

2. Replace words such as "women", "trans", "lesbian", etc with Nazi-friendly terms (Aryans, Germans, master race...).

3. If the result sounds like Nazi propaganda or something that could be right out of Hitler's Mein Kampf, it it passes the Mein Kampf test.

Example:

Original: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when a women says she hates all men. Hating men isn't "sexism" it's common sense.'

Mein Kampf test: 'I don't understand how people get so offended when an Aryan says she hates all jews. Hating jews isn't "racism" it's common sense.'
If you find yourself passing the Mein Kampf test, you should probably reconsider your social justice blogging habits.
Mein Kampf test by Kelsey H. June 17, 2016

Mein Kampfing 

The act of camping while playing Call of Duty World at War, since most of the game takes place in Nazi Germany
Jim: (Whilst Playing CoD WoW) "Yo dude I keep dying, where am I getting shot from"

Dave: "Aw dude Hans is Mein Kampfing up in the tower, what a fag"
Mein Kampfing by jsd1027 June 22, 2011

Mein Kampf 

Book written by Adolf Hitler during his imprissionment in 1921 detailling his philosophies about Germany and its need for power, and later he added a second part in which his anti-semetic beliefs are outlined. Ultimatly, it is revered as the Nazi philosophy book, but is actually a great source for history at the time *the first part, not the second*
Mein Kampf by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003
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