7 definitions by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi

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Pronounced Tai-Ne, it means something that is either:
Small
Microscopic
or it is your penis.
It may also be used in a sarcastic manner to describe something huge(duh).
by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi October 26, 2015
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a guy weighing over 100 kilograms(220.462 pounds for you americans). Could be a guy or a girl, most likely a word to describe your substitute gym teacher
Sub Gym teacher: greetings maggots im your gym teacher for today men
Class: *whispers among selves* That dude is morbidly obese!
by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi July 19, 2015
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A group of random friendly heavies in Team Fortress 2 who yell pootis while crouching.
Guy A: Dude, yesterday i went and crashed a pootis party!
Guy B:That was my pootis party you dingus
by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi February 25, 2015
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Pronunciation: eye-like-toor-telz
Used to break an awkward silence or to let people know how much you like turtles and how bad you are at spelling. See I like turtles.
John: Hey Bob what are you doing
Bob: Jacking Off
*Le awkward silence*
Bob: Eye lyek toortels
by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi November 09, 2015
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What Hitler meant to write as a sequel to his book Mein Kampf and it talks about his sofa. Unfortunately his editor did not like it.
Stop making Mein kampfy chair jokes guys I'm Führeious
by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi November 09, 2015
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