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A very beautiful and elegant woman, though very mischievous and naughty. Kalaba may seem angelic to the naked eye, but she’s a devil in disguise. Kalaba has the face of an angel and the Ass of a dump truck. Kalaba’s ass has been known to have mysterious powers of distorting the mind of its viewer. She’s best suited with a tall, handsome Taurus man, as she’s usually very short. ONLY A STUBBORN TAURUS MAN CAN HANDLE HER! Also she puts in the milk before the cereal....huge red flag, I knowww
Person: DAMN! You see the woman on that ass!!
Person again: I mean, the ass on that woman, damn

Other person: yep! That’s definitely a Kalaba!
Kalaba by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Most beautiful Girl in the world. She is beauty in its finest form. You will never forget how she brings a smile to any room. She makes the world go around. She is intelligent practical and exquisite. If you happen to meet a kalaya. Tell her how beautiful she is and that her momma loves her. Momma"kalaya tianna is my baby i love her"
Kalaya is exquisite beauty.
KaLaya by Starsatellitemoon13 June 15, 2019
He fine,all the girls want him, he’s loyal,with a cute smile
Omg I wish kalabe was mines,cuz he so fine
Kalabe by Dimplefacee May 24, 2018

Klabanus 

male reproductive organ located below navel under belly also known as tampeloeris
Zijn klabanus stond fier in de lucht
Klabanus by BlackCat1973 October 30, 2008
Somebody who is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
Laura: I am so cool and smart, everybody loves me!
Dave: Shut the hell up you Kalbag!!
Kalbag by PeteLeMeat February 2, 2014

Kalamabooze 

A website and lifestyle of getting drunk and participating in various shenanigans in Kalamazoo, Michigan - the biggest 'city' in Southwest Michigan.
I was kalamabooze -ing the other night when I took the For Rent sign from that apartment complex and stuck it in my neighbor's front yard.
Kalamabooze by KalamaBooze February 4, 2010
A Filipino slang of a shuffled syllable alternative to "Barkada" or "group of friends."
It's also worth noting the usual word the youth say is "dabarkads"
Who- who's here are kadabars? YUCK! It's so cringe! Ah, so it's "dabarkads" *Laughs hysterically*