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Kabloowie 

The act of ejaculating or climaxing during sexual intercourse with a female. The action is often associated with a perplexing or mirthful facial expression by the male, as he empties his manload into his female counterpart.
John: "Did you get lucky last night with that girl from the bar?"

Steve: "You know it! I took her back to my place and went KABLOOWIE all up inside her."

John: "Nice. Probably the first time you haven't gicked early."
Kabloowie by The BodySquared April 18, 2011
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Kablooie 

a large explosion and subsequent splattering of any nearby object by the object being detonated
Dude! We put a firecracker in a terd and it went KABLOOIE all over old man Johnson's doorstep!
Kablooie by Peetor! March 4, 2005

kafloobie 

When a male retracts his penis from a vagina after cumming, and his dick goes limp.
Guy 1: Dude, how'd it go with that chick last night?
Guy 2: I kafloobied man. She's definitely not calling me back.
kafloobie by KandiMeetsBuggy July 10, 2010

Kabloogie 

The act of smoking crack, crack, cooking crack or a crack addicted individual.
Whew, thats a real kabloogie, my ears wont stop ringin.

Look at those damn kabloogiers over there.

Stop lookin out the blinds you damn kabloogiers.
Kabloogie by chroncat101 August 25, 2010

Kablowzer 

A hearty Blowjob. A type of fallatio that satisfies the recipient but leaves him bewildered, asking for more.
I heard that she gives a great Kablowzer!
Kablowzer by A Pantanella April 27, 2008

kablooted 

(n) ka-bloot-ed: when one is so baked they drool all over the place and can barely make out words let alone complete a sentence. Also known as kazooted, ZuBAR (similar to FUBAR but Zooted Beyond All Recognition) and, completely and utterly gone.
DO YOU REALIZE how kablooted Brad is?!
kablooted by Snevel Neb May 23, 2010

kaboobies 

boobs on an uffy. they are so magnificent and grand that the word boobs is an understatement. they are round and beautiful. also highly bouncey. when exposed you hear all the angels sing. they are sure to make all who witness this lovely sight, shed a tear.
buffy: "fluffy's big bouncey kaboobies were the hit of the
party."

muffy: "i know. when i put them in my moouth, i
heard the angels sing."

fluffy: "oh tanks you gays!!"
kaboobies by robyn cason February 28, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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