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A person who enjoys the company of big hairy black chicks.

Dude he is such a kablonkie!

Kablonkie by SomeSomething June 18, 2011

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Kablooie

a large explosion and subsequent splattering of any nearby object by the object being detonated

Dude! We put a firecracker in a terd and it went KABLOOIE all over old man Johnson's doorstep!

Kablooie by Peetor! March 4, 2005

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Kablonkie • kablonker • Kabonkie • klonkie • Kablooie • Kabookie • kailonie • Kablonk • Kabloogie • Kabloowie

Kabloogie

The act of smoking crack, crack, cooking crack or a crack addicted individual.

Whew, thats a real kabloogie, my ears wont stop ringin.

Look at those damn kabloogiers over there.

Stop lookin out the blinds you damn kabloogiers.

Kabloogie by chroncat101 August 25, 2010

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Kublockied

When you go home with a girl and she clearly wants to hook up but you get her into bed and the instant the head hits the pillow, she is passed out snoring loudly and the man leaves pissed off regardless if they were in his bed.

Dude, last night sucked, I got kublockied in my own bed!

Kublockied by FoxLand April 14, 2010

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kabonkers

When someone has big boobies and the nipples almost poke your eyes out.

Woooah!! Check out the kabonkers on Angelina Jolie!

kabonkers by prince of pershia December 30, 2008

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shish kablocked

When a man, hoping to talk to a pretty girl, is cocked blocked by another female. He must go through one piece of meet to get to another.

Yo Nate Dog, I am getting straight shish kablocked by this honey.

shish kablocked by THIS IS VOLTRON December 18, 2009

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Kablunked

Getting super high in a chill way :D

I was super kablunked from my joint so I listened to Jazz.

Kablunked by The BrGr April 20, 2022

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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