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kabloober 

To destroy or beat someone really hard (usually in a game, sport, or competition, but sometimes in life as well). Or, to destroy or explode something, like a building, or a planet. Or, to capture or checkmate a piece in a board game.
I played chess with a Grandmaster last night. I got absolutely kabloobered.
People usually associate a Godzilla movie with a giant Kaiju monster that kabloobers buildings and people.
Ki-Adi-Mundi got completely kabloobered by Bacara's clone troopers during Order 66.
kabloober by anonymous May 19, 2025
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Kablooey 

a big explosion that is generally involuntary.
We didn't realize that the science experiment was improperly measured, so it resulted in a big kablooey.
Kablooey by Katherine Karsh March 12, 2017

Kablooie 

a large explosion and subsequent splattering of any nearby object by the object being detonated
Dude! We put a firecracker in a terd and it went KABLOOIE all over old man Johnson's doorstep!
Kablooie by Peetor! March 4, 2005

Kabobber 

Kabobber is a video game from the 1980s, one of Activision's unfinished prototype Atari 2600 cartridges. Recently released on Activision Anthology (PS2, GBA, etc) circa 2000, you can now play what is actually a very fun playable demo.
Me: Have you played Kabobber?

You: What?

Me: You know, Atari?

You: Who?

Me: Nevermind.
Kabobber by Judas Ghost October 4, 2006
A kaboozer is the fattest hit of kush you can possibly take
Duuuuude he did a kaboozer get destroyed kid .
Kaboozer by flyingjippo April 19, 2020

Kablowzer 

A hearty Blowjob. A type of fallatio that satisfies the recipient but leaves him bewildered, asking for more.
I heard that she gives a great Kablowzer!
Kablowzer by A Pantanella April 27, 2008

kablooted 

(n) ka-bloot-ed: when one is so baked they drool all over the place and can barely make out words let alone complete a sentence. Also known as kazooted, ZuBAR (similar to FUBAR but Zooted Beyond All Recognition) and, completely and utterly gone.
DO YOU REALIZE how kablooted Brad is?!
kablooted by Snevel Neb May 23, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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