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kabloober 

To destroy or beat someone really hard (usually in a game, sport, or competition, but sometimes in life as well). Or, to destroy or explode something, like a building, or a planet. Or, to capture or checkmate a piece in a board game.
I played chess with a Grandmaster last night. I got absolutely kabloobered.
People usually associate a Godzilla movie with a giant Kaiju monster that kabloobers buildings and people.
Ki-Adi-Mundi got completely kabloobered by Bacara's clone troopers during Order 66.
kabloober by anonymous May 19, 2025
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Kablooey 

a big explosion that is generally involuntary.
We didn't realize that the science experiment was improperly measured, so it resulted in a big kablooey.
Kablooey by Katherine Karsh March 12, 2017

Kablooie 

a large explosion and subsequent splattering of any nearby object by the object being detonated
Dude! We put a firecracker in a terd and it went KABLOOIE all over old man Johnson's doorstep!
Kablooie by Peetor! March 4, 2005

Kabobber 

Kabobber is a video game from the 1980s, one of Activision's unfinished prototype Atari 2600 cartridges. Recently released on Activision Anthology (PS2, GBA, etc) circa 2000, you can now play what is actually a very fun playable demo.
Me: Have you played Kabobber?

You: What?

Me: You know, Atari?

You: Who?

Me: Nevermind.
Kabobber by Judas Ghost October 4, 2006
A kaboozer is the fattest hit of kush you can possibly take
Duuuuude he did a kaboozer get destroyed kid .
Kaboozer by flyingjippo April 19, 2020

Kablowzer 

A hearty Blowjob. A type of fallatio that satisfies the recipient but leaves him bewildered, asking for more.
I heard that she gives a great Kablowzer!
Kablowzer by A Pantanella April 27, 2008

kablooted 

(n) ka-bloot-ed: when one is so baked they drool all over the place and can barely make out words let alone complete a sentence. Also known as kazooted, ZuBAR (similar to FUBAR but Zooted Beyond All Recognition) and, completely and utterly gone.
DO YOU REALIZE how kablooted Brad is?!
kablooted by Snevel Neb May 23, 2010