kabloober

To destroy or beat someone really hard (usually in a game, sport, or competition, but sometimes in life as well). Or, to destroy or explode something, like a building, or a planet. Or, to capture or checkmate a piece in a board game.

I played chess with a Grandmaster last night. I got absolutely kabloobered.
People usually associate a Godzilla movie with a giant Kaiju monster that kabloobers buildings and people.
Ki-Adi-Mundi got completely kabloobered by Bacara's clone troopers during Order 66.

by anonymous May 19, 2025

Kablooey

a big explosion that is generally involuntary.

We didn't realize that the science experiment was improperly measured, so it resulted in a big kablooey.

by Katherine Karsh March 12, 2017

Kablooie

a large explosion and subsequent splattering of any nearby object by the object being detonated

Dude! We put a firecracker in a terd and it went KABLOOIE all over old man Johnson's doorstep!

by Peetor! March 4, 2005

Kabobber

Kabobber is a video game from the 1980s, one of Activision's unfinished prototype Atari 2600 cartridges. Recently released on Activision Anthology (PS2, GBA, etc) circa 2000, you can now play what is actually a very fun playable demo.

Me: Have you played Kabobber?

You: What?

Me: You know, Atari?

You: Who?

Me: Nevermind.

by Judas Ghost October 4, 2006

Kaboozer

A kaboozer is the fattest hit of kush you can possibly take

Duuuuude he did a kaboozer get destroyed kid .

by flyingjippo April 19, 2020

Kablowzer

A hearty Blowjob. A type of fallatio that satisfies the recipient but leaves him bewildered, asking for more.

I heard that she gives a great Kablowzer!

by A Pantanella April 27, 2008

kablooted

(n) ka-bloot-ed: when one is so baked they drool all over the place and can barely make out words let alone complete a sentence. Also known as kazooted, ZuBAR (similar to FUBAR but Zooted Beyond All Recognition) and, completely and utterly gone.

DO YOU REALIZE how kablooted Brad is?!

by Snevel Neb May 23, 2010