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kablooted 

(n) ka-bloot-ed: when one is so baked they drool all over the place and can barely make out words let alone complete a sentence. Also known as kazooted, ZuBAR (similar to FUBAR but Zooted Beyond All Recognition) and, completely and utterly gone.
DO YOU REALIZE how kablooted Brad is?!
kablooted by Snevel Neb May 23, 2010
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Kablooey 

a big explosion that is generally involuntary.
We didn't realize that the science experiment was improperly measured, so it resulted in a big kablooey.
Kablooey by Katherine Karsh March 12, 2017

Kablooie 

a large explosion and subsequent splattering of any nearby object by the object being detonated
Dude! We put a firecracker in a terd and it went KABLOOIE all over old man Johnson's doorstep!
Kablooie by Peetor! March 4, 2005

kabooted 

The act of being extremely high on cannabis.
I went to class yesterday completely kabooted!
kabooted by MarlinsFan7 February 19, 2011

kahooted 

My friend and I are straight kahooted, we smoked a fat blunt.
kahooted by Frank the dank bank March 29, 2017

kazooted 

Extremely intoxicated on drugs, especially stimulants or weed.
Hey Joe-den, I'm fuckin' kazooted!
kazooted by Mike Buckley November 27, 2002

kabootled 

(adj.) The quickly growing term used to describe one's feeling of deep philosophical intelligence while very under the influence of drugs, mainly weed and hallucinates. Only appropriate when at the climax of one's high.
Dude, life's just a brick door that we allow the world to close, but its' like, we can open it, ya know? Dude I am sooo kabootled right now.
kabootled by cloud9with_ghandi July 27, 2010
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