lezpriss

lezpriss is the best friend to the lezboss and the lezbish. just as cute, waaaaaaaaaay more prissy.
muffy- "buffy isn't the lezbish, she is the lezpriss."

fluffy- "that's hott!"
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
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spanling

a reverse spanking. a spanking given to a chily bish on her
hoo-ha! it is recieved with sheer delite!! a reward.
however spanlings can only be given if you have a spanling slip. and then it is free.
muffy- "buffy and fluffy, report to uffyanda for a spanling slip." "you deserve one free spanling."

buffy- "omg!" "it's not even my birthday!"
fluffy- " we are toatally luckie bishes."
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
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ear muffies

when uffy's use vulgar language in front of mini uffy's they shout, "ear muffies!" and the mini uffy's put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy's from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.
fluffy- "so i told that fucking arse to shut up or put up."
"oh, whoops." "i forgot ur little uffy's were
in the room."

muffy- "next time just say, "ear muffies!"

buffy- "yeah, now you can toatally skank it up you"...
"EAR MUFFY'S!" "YOU SKANKY HO!"
by robyn cason January 22, 2008
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ear muffy's

when you are in the throws of passion with an uffy.
the uffy wraps her legs around your ears in sheer
dee-lite! 'cause groove is in the heart! the uffy will reply with satisfaction by saying, "tanks you gay!"
buffy- "hey muffy, did you see your neighbor L/nite?"
muffy- "yes, it was golf nite so i gave him ear muffy's."
fluffy- "dang, you're flexible."
by robyn cason January 25, 2008
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lezbish

stature that is not quite as high as the lezboss. close friend of the lezboss.

just as cute but not as bossy.
buffy- "fluffy is coming to town, i love that lezbish!"
muffy- "yea!" "i love that lezbish too, but i'm the lezboss!!"
by robyn cason January 14, 2008
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fake down town

to promise or insinuate that you will go "down town."
to fake down town you can reap many rewards such as:

having someone put together your t.v. stand.
hang your curtains.
bail your drunk ass out of jail.
fluffy said that if capitao puts her on his top friends on myspace, she will so go fake down town on him.

muffy- that's fake hott.
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
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textmex

buffy- "i am sending muffy and fluffy a textmex to bring my panties back."
by robyn cason January 19, 2008
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