Kablonk 

To be denied or flustered by a higher being.

Jet: How was the chicken Bronny?
Bronny: Kablonk . . .

Kablonk by altoberrybigdick January 4, 2018

Kaklonk 

When a guys' penis is erect. Or when he quickly becomes horny and its like his penis woke up and is standing upright.

1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot my dick went Kaklonk!

2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!

erection erect

Kaklonk by stiffwilly July 8, 2011

kabonkers 

When someone has big boobies and the nipples almost poke your eyes out.

Woooah!! Check out the kabonkers on Angelina Jolie!

kabonkers by prince of pershia December 30, 2008

shish kablocked

When a man, hoping to talk to a pretty girl, is cocked blocked by another female. He must go through one piece of meet to get to another.

Yo Nate Dog, I am getting straight shish kablocked by this honey.

shish kablocked by THIS IS VOLTRON December 18, 2009

Kabloink

When something small pings off your forehead.

That squirrel just kabloinked that nut off my forehead!

Kabloink by Phoenyx Ryzing May 2, 2019

Kablunked 

Getting super high in a chill way :D

I was super kablunked from my joint so I listened to Jazz.

Kablunked by The BrGr April 20, 2022

Kabonkie 

When you hit the floor after a hot match of twister

Ahhh man! We just went kabonkie on the twister mat! Shucks!

Kabonkie by Twister Wister April 27, 2022