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When a guys' penis is erect. Or when he quickly becomes horny and its like his penis woke up and is standing upright.
1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot my dick went Kaklonk!

2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!

erection erect
Kaklonk by stiffwilly July 8, 2011

kabonkers 

When someone has big boobies and the nipples almost poke your eyes out.
Woooah!! Check out the kabonkers on Angelina Jolie!
kabonkers by prince of pershia December 30, 2008

shish kablocked

When a man, hoping to talk to a pretty girl, is cocked blocked by another female. He must go through one piece of meet to get to another.
Yo Nate Dog, I am getting straight shish kablocked by this honey.
shish kablocked by THIS IS VOLTRON December 18, 2009
When something small pings off your forehead.
That squirrel just kabloinked that nut off my forehead!
Kabloink by Phoenyx Ryzing May 2, 2019

Kablunked 

Getting super high in a chill way :D
I was super kablunked from my joint so I listened to Jazz.
Kablunked by The BrGr April 20, 2022

Kabonkie 

When you hit the floor after a hot match of twister
Ahhh man! We just went kabonkie on the twister mat! Shucks!
Kabonkie by Twister Wister April 27, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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