Kablonk

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To be denied or flustered by a higher being.

Jet: How was the chicken Bronny?
Bronny: Kablonk . . .

Kablonk by altoberrybigdick January 4, 2018

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Kaklonk

When a guys' penis is erect. Or when he quickly becomes horny and its like his penis woke up and is standing upright.

1. Bro, She walked past and she was so hot my dick went Kaklonk!

2. She touched my dick and it went Kaklonk!

erection erect

Kaklonk by stiffwilly July 8, 2011

Related Words

Kablonk • kablonker • Kablonkie • Kabloink • Kabloinky • kabloinky sploinky • Kablokageden • Kablunked • kabonkers • Kabonkie

kabonkers

When someone has big boobies and the nipples almost poke your eyes out.

Woooah!! Check out the kabonkers on Angelina Jolie!

kabonkers by prince of pershia December 30, 2008

shish kablocked

When a man, hoping to talk to a pretty girl, is cocked blocked by another female. He must go through one piece of meet to get to another.

Yo Nate Dog, I am getting straight shish kablocked by this honey.

shish kablocked by THIS IS VOLTRON December 18, 2009

Kabloink

When something small pings off your forehead.

That squirrel just kabloinked that nut off my forehead!

Kabloink by Phoenyx Ryzing May 2, 2019

Kablunked

Getting super high in a chill way :D

I was super kablunked from my joint so I listened to Jazz.

Kablunked by The BrGr April 20, 2022

Kabonkie

When you hit the floor after a hot match of twister

Ahhh man! We just went kabonkie on the twister mat! Shucks!

Kabonkie by Twister Wister April 27, 2022

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026