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kronkers 

Those are some nice kronkers you got there, Bill.
It's too hot for kronkers today
kronkers by kronkmaster July 23, 2017
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Kabangers 

When two mens testicles bang together in the act of double-penetrating a woman. Reminiscent of the 1980's fad toy Kabangers.
Those two dudes were playing kabangers on that porn actress.
Kabangers by J Gun 1 December 23, 2008

Kankerstaafje 

Dutch word for cigarette, real translation: Cancerstick.

Also used for dicks with a tumor.
1.
Hee Sjon, If you don't give me a freaking kankerstaafje right now, i'll get frustrated, witch might result in Me kiling You.

2.
Hee Sjon, I really did want to give you a blowjob, but you dick looks terrible, are you sure you ain't got a kankerstaafje?
Kankerstaafje by Dutch dude October 2, 2009
Although 'Kabowser' is traditionally the colloquial term used to describe a particularly horrible pair of light blue silky running shorts, the term is wide enough to also encompass shorts of varying shades of colour and style.

Wearing a pair of shorts in public when you are not exercising is called 'Committing a Kabowser' and shopping for a pair of running shorts to wear on your next night out on the town is called 'Kabowser browsing.'

While they are not solely linked to one particular sexual orientation they have been particularly popular in 2006 with young homosexual males who have caught onto the idea of wearing Kabowsers in the hope of maybe getting lucky. Where This trend has yet to prove successful as phones can disappear and whatnot.

The origin of the word 'Kabowser' is relatively unknown but could be attributed to a certain speech and drama teacher from 1999.

One of the hottest ways to wear the kabowser is with a naked torso. The definition of 'hot' however does depend on personal taste of course.
"Hey man, this trance music is really bangin' aint it?!"
"Yeah man, do you wanna dance for a bit?"
"Why do you ask, is it because I am at a rave and wearing my Kabowsers?"
"Right you are."
kabowsers by Willow Williams July 27, 2006

klonkers 

Another name for ladder golf balls.
I threw the klonkers across the gym onto the ladder golf ladder.
klonkers by RickyRips May 17, 2017

kbonnerspecial 

Getting a blow job while the blower has a mouth full of pop rocks and soda.
Guys! Did you see Kevin giving Jeff a kbonnerspecial? I heard that's his signature move, we're so lucky to have witnessed the magic@#!?!11one
kbonnerspecial by renderful July 30, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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