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kabloinky sploinky 

A polite way to say fuck.
Guy 1: "I'm gonna kabloinky sploinky your mum mate"
Guy 2: "..What?"
Guy 1: "Search it up on Urban Dictionary.."
Guy 2: "Oh."
*awkward silence*
Guy 1: "So how was work?"

kablingy 

What are you gonna do with all that kablingy?
kablingy by Jon K September 14, 2003
another word for having sex with someone
ohh last night i kaboinked his chick
kaboink by terrancecacafacefartboy November 22, 2006
verb: meaning- to bounce into or to bounce upon.
I will kaboink this ball off your head!
kaboink by Masty Creation March 19, 2008
When something small pings off your forehead.
That squirrel just kabloinked that nut off my forehead!
Kabloink by Phoenyx Ryzing May 2, 2019

Kabloomky 

When somebody does an OOF.
“I fixed you cape, it won’t go kabloomky now.”
Kabloomky by goaturman October 7, 2019