Kablunked 

Getting super high in a chill way :D

I was super kablunked from my joint so I listened to Jazz.

Kablunked by The BrGr April 20, 2022

kalunkadunk 

the act in which one needs to make an elegant bowel movement.

"Hey! Kenny's going to be late, he's going to take a quick kalunkadunk"

kalunkadunk by WhosTheAsianKid June 20, 2019

shish kablocked

When a man, hoping to talk to a pretty girl, is cocked blocked by another female. He must go through one piece of meet to get to another.

Yo Nate Dog, I am getting straight shish kablocked by this honey.

shish kablocked by THIS IS VOLTRON December 18, 2009

kaplunkadunk

that fine ass

kaplunkadunk by Drew August 2, 2003

kafunked 

Shot with a gun, usually in an especially violent or agressive manner. This word derives from southern street gangs, and is likely a mixture of "kablammed" and "funked."

"I hear he got kafunked last night in the alley way by those Bloods."

kafunked by David December 15, 2004

Kaflunker 

anal lighting. used for lighting your bad place.

i used my kaflunker last night with your mom in spanish.

Kaflunker by crapbag June 20, 2006

klunked 

getting in trouble at work, written up or fired. Mostly used as "I got klunked"

i came into work late today and got klunked

klunked by ms. froggy September 29, 2012