Kabeasta 

A legendary mythical being with long flowing curly locks, from whence came his strength, vigour, and immortality. The mighty beast would often roam the earth barefoot, and could be spotted playing a glorious tune of triumph on his harmonica. Once his sacred and luscious hair was cut, the essence of Kabeasta was no more.

"Long live Kabeasta!"

Kabeasta by Loyal Desciple December 11, 2008

Kabeasta 

A big person (perferbaly a girl) that has dreads and taunts people with his or her king kong strength

Omg here comes kabeasta!! Everyone run quickly...

Kabeasta by Kabeasta defintion July 25, 2016

kablastafucked 

intoxicated beyond all recognition

Last night I got totally kablastafucked.

kablastafucked by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Kablastafuck

To shoot with a high powered gun.

That cop kablastafucked that bitch with his Glock!

Kablastafuck by Jack Anderson December 24, 2005

Kablastafucked 

1) When you do something horrible, like hitting a small animal when your girlfriend is in your car, and you know theres no way out.
2) When too much alcohol is consumed in a single setting
3) The guy in his Civic when he hits your car, and you and your friends are FORCED to kill him.

1) Guy 1: <driving along> HOLY SHIT!!!
Car: <bump bump>
Girlfriend: Oh my God! You ass hole! You just killed that thing!

2)Guy 1: Doooooood... I'm fruluckin shamshhhhed! <puts hand on Guy 2's shoulder>
Guy 2: <takes hand off shoulder> Too bad your parents are on their way home, dude.

3)Car: <crunch>
Guy 2: WTF was that?! <looks in rear view mirror>
Guy 1: <from out of his window> My bad dude!
Guy 2,3,4 and 5: <get out of car and KILL guy 1>

Kablastafucked by We will never give out your email address. March 17, 2005

kabastard 

Those responsible for creating glitches in games

Those kabastards have kabammed the game yet again

kabastard by Senja Beh April 18, 2018

kablastafucked 

when in you are in such a bad position that no matter what u do it will turn out bad for u and others.

fuck dude, we are kablastafucked.

kablastafucked by the guy March 13, 2005