kablastafucked
kablastafucked by Anonymous April 18, 2003
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Kablastafucked
1) When you do something horrible, like hitting a small animal when your girlfriend is in your car, and you know theres no way out.
2) When too much alcohol is consumed in a single setting
3) The guy in his Civic when he hits your car, and you and your friends are FORCED to kill him.
2) When too much alcohol is consumed in a single setting
3) The guy in his Civic when he hits your car, and you and your friends are FORCED to kill him.
1) Guy 1: <driving along> HOLY SHIT!!!
Car: <bump bump>
Girlfriend: Oh my God! You ass hole! You just killed that thing!
2)Guy 1: Doooooood... I'm fruluckin shamshhhhed! <puts hand on Guy 2's shoulder>
Guy 2: <takes hand off shoulder> Too bad your parents are on their way home, dude.
3)Car: <crunch>
Guy 2: WTF was that?! <looks in rear view mirror>
Guy 1: <from out of his window> My bad dude!
Guy 2,3,4 and 5: <get out of car and KILL guy 1>
Car: <bump bump>
Girlfriend: Oh my God! You ass hole! You just killed that thing!
2)Guy 1: Doooooood... I'm fruluckin shamshhhhed! <puts hand on Guy 2's shoulder>
Guy 2: <takes hand off shoulder> Too bad your parents are on their way home, dude.
3)Car: <crunch>
Guy 2: WTF was that?! <looks in rear view mirror>
Guy 1: <from out of his window> My bad dude!
Guy 2,3,4 and 5: <get out of car and KILL guy 1>
Kablastafucked by We will never give out your email address. March 17, 2005
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