Kablastafuck

To shoot with a high powered gun.

That cop kablastafucked that bitch with his Glock!

Kablastafuck by Jack Anderson December 24, 2005

kablastafucked 

intoxicated beyond all recognition

Last night I got totally kablastafucked.

kablastafucked by Anonymous April 18, 2003

kablasterfuck 

Refered to the alchoholic shot consisting of 2/3 part Everclear, and 1/3 part energy drink. When drank you will get Kablasterfucked.

"Hey man I'm looking to get drunk tonight, what should I drink?"
"You will want to drink the Kablasterfuck, and you wont get drunk, you'll get Kablasterfucked!"

kablasterfuck by Benny Aldy April 13, 2008

kablasterfuck 

Usually the effect that results from taking a Kablasterfuck.

Austin: Dude that kablasterfuck was nothing

a few hours later...

Austin: I can't even describe how drunk I am.

...the next day.

Austin: Was I alive last night?
Erik: You took a couple kablasterfucks...

kablasterfuck by Eliot B April 20, 2008

kablastifucked

To drink an extreme amount of alcohol to the point you are kablastifucked.To the near extent of blacking out avoiding hospitolization

Matt didn't remember anything because he was kablastifucked

kablastifucked by Skye Nipshank June 9, 2007

Kablastafucked 

1) When you do something horrible, like hitting a small animal when your girlfriend is in your car, and you know theres no way out.
2) When too much alcohol is consumed in a single setting
3) The guy in his Civic when he hits your car, and you and your friends are FORCED to kill him.

1) Guy 1: <driving along> HOLY SHIT!!!
Car: <bump bump>
Girlfriend: Oh my God! You ass hole! You just killed that thing!

2)Guy 1: Doooooood... I'm fruluckin shamshhhhed! <puts hand on Guy 2's shoulder>
Guy 2: <takes hand off shoulder> Too bad your parents are on their way home, dude.

3)Car: <crunch>
Guy 2: WTF was that?! <looks in rear view mirror>
Guy 1: <from out of his window> My bad dude!
Guy 2,3,4 and 5: <get out of car and KILL guy 1>

Kablastafucked by We will never give out your email address. March 17, 2005

cablastafucked 

a state existing after the consumption af way too many beers

dude chris was so cablastafucked that he wonted to fight an invesible army guy.

cablastafucked by verbal conmumdrum October 19, 2009