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1) verb - To unscrupulously obtain, possess, or gain materials, goods, services, or possessions. An unconscionable action that oppresses, suppresses, or takes advantage of an individual or an individual's situation for one's own personal gain. Also colloquially known as 'to screw someone over'.

2) verb – To wait until the very end to charge group lunches with a credit card, and take all the cash that has been placed by others for the bill. The 'justering' occurs twofold; first, there is usually extra cash in the form of change or overpayment, since many people typically only have $20 bills. The 'juster' keeps this extra change. Second, the 'juster' accumulates airline mile points so that he/she (mostly a 'he') can fly to New York, free of charge.

3) adj – the bastion of inefficiency; governmental, bureaucratic effectiveness.

4) noun – A person who hordes virtual or physical possessions; this type of person may use work server space to store MP3 song files, or stock his filing cabinet up with food once the Costco shipment arrives. Many times, this may come in the form of 'freeloading'.

5) noun - an individual who cuts peanut butter sandwiches into 4 triangles, and sprinkles baked goods (such as chips or pretzels) around the plate as garnish.
1) We were playing Settlers of Catan. When you moved the robber on my land, you JUSTERED me!

2) I put in a $20 for my $12 meal, but didn't get any change back. Dangit, I got JUSTERED!

3) What a JUSTER…he wrote 3 VLASYS scripts for each URL, when he only needed to write a D-Get line!!

4) Where did all the Snapple and Snickers bars go? Aw…JUSTER took them!

5) What a JUSTER meal…PBJ and pretzels again?!
juster by lamerrr February 19, 2009
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The name chester and justin put together.
Hey isn't Juster so hot.
Juster by TheShadowofJello November 9, 2004
Also known as (A.K.A.) Pogi. This word is very uncommon and also used in boy’s names. Every person who has this name is handsome and most likely to have a great attitude towards others. They are also intelligent and have a lot of ideas to share with.
Are you Juster?
Translation in Filipino: Ikaw ba si Pogi?
Juster by Urbanity101 March 9, 2022

Juster-Chest 

Similar to Butter-Face, except, only applies to the boobular area of the female; the chest. Just her chest.
If a woman walked by, had a bad face, big legs, fat arms, and a bloated belly, but had great cleavage and a nice set of knockers, she would be identified as a Juster-Chest.
Juster-Chest by injen91 April 25, 2011

Prison Jester 

A nickname for the famous Dr. Bunnygirl, the prison psychologist who can’t stop the compulsive unprofessional pranking that threatens to destroy her as yet untarnished career.
A Prison Jester is really only truly funny when they become infamous.
Prison Jester by Dr Bunnygirl May 14, 2020

jesterhead

A Fan of the Swedish metal/death metal/thrash band, In Flames.
That guy has a Clayman album cover tattooed on his back. He is a true Jesterhead.
jesterhead by Keith75 April 16, 2008

JesterPenetrate 

JesterPenetrate is the meme version of ClownPierce who is a 1.9+ minecraft pvper and is very good at it, he also has a youtube channel. Some would say he is the better counterpart of ClownPierce as in the meme videos he has stacks of totems and a machine gun which are to symbolise Clown's extreme skill in pvp and take the whole mick out of it.
"OMFG IT'S JESTERPENETRATE, PLEASE DON'T PENETRATE US" Said Leolook
"nvm let's just all have a fair 328746326479v1 and you win" Said PigeonX2
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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