When a person is very attractive facially, but the rest of them is questionable. This can relate to an individual of great body size, but it doesn't seem to affect any area above the neck. This can also include para and quadriplegics.
I went to an Overeater'sAnonymousmeeting, and met so many justafaces. And they ALL gave me their numbers! Sweet!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'